My top five US travel destinations:
1) Cleveland
Come here and expect to see a beautiful and idyllic US city, dubbed the Paris of the United States. Oh, come and expect to be very, very dissapointed. If you like thrills and chills, make sure you ride some of the scariest coasters in the world at nearby Cedar Point. Or for those more daring, just drive down Euclid Avenue with a buddy at 2 AM and see who makes it the furthest alive. Good fun!
2) Detroit
This city has no equal outside of Athens and Rome for ruins... although all these ruins are man-made. Like all great towns, Detroit'ers even have their own special holiday ("Devil's Night") which they celebrate by looting and setting their own neighborhood on fire.
3) Pittsburgh
A true showcase of American ingenuinity and hard work. Unfortunately, all of that ended in the early 1900s, so all that's left to show for it are a few abandonded steel factories, empty store fronts, and a pungent sulfur odor where there were once instead jobs. Best of all, since nearly everyone who grows up in this area leaves the minute they have a car (or find a friend with a car), you will probably have the whole hostel to yourself.
4) Oakland
This town is comparable to Rio di Janiero, without the nice beaches or beautiful women.
Among a state of softies, Oakland has the heart of a champion. After leading the nation in sexually-transmitted disease rates just one time in a quarter-century, they have upped their efforts and have become a dynasty in this area. Truly awe inspiring!
5) New Orleans
What else can you say about a city that prides itself on its rich French heritage? Hurricane Katrina showed that this is a town of pioneers-- but unlike the 1800s pioneers of the US who braved harsh winters, scorching summers, disease, and famine to chart America's course to the West and better their own lot in life-- these modern-day pioneers sat in their house until AFTER the hurricane hit, complained about how the government didn't give them food, didn't give them water, didn't force them to leave before the storm hit, didn't bring in troops to rescue them from themselves fast enough, and are now complaining that their free rent subsidies are ending a mere 18 months after the hurricane hit. Who could possibly find a new job and new place to live in under 18 months? Oh... the old pioneers, with their rickety wagons and 2nd-grade education... that's who.