I have 4 skittles left, what order should I eat them in?

[BigToque]

I have 1 yellow, 1 green, 1 purple and 1 red...

 

[purbeast0]

wtf ... who eats skittles by the 1's? i pop handfuls of them in my mouth when i eat em ... eat em all at the same time ... pvssy.

 

[Noirish]

spectrumly.

 

[BrokenVisage]

blue M&M, green M&M, its all the same color in the end!

 

[blackdogdeek]

purple, red, green then yellow.

 

[PingSpike]

Bad news comes before good, so you eat the sh|tty flavored ones first...that way the good flavor remains. So eat green, then purple, then yellow and finally sweet red.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

...and complete hopelessness has cast its gloom over ATOT

 

[CheesePoofs]

My friend who I'm talking to on the phone says red, yellow, puple, green.

 

[meltdown75]

Another vote for all at once.

Taste the rainbow!

 

[Lola]

wow. just wow. and i feel weird posting threads that actually have meaning....

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. Eat them in color order.

 

[dullard]

Obviously red is best. So that must be eaten separately and last so the flavor will last you for quite some time after you swallow.

Green usually isn't that good. So get it over with, eat the green first.

Purple may clash with the red that you are saving, so it cannot be eaten next to the red.

Thus the only possible logical order would be:
1) Green
2) Purple
3) Yellow
4) Red.
Otherwise you would look like an idiot.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
wtf ... who eats skittles by the 1's? i pop handfuls of them in my mouth when i eat em ... eat em all at the same time ... pvssy.

i concur

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Bad news comes before good, so you eat the sh|tty flavored ones first...that way the good flavor remains. So eat green, then purple, then yellow and finally sweet red.

Doh! I should have read the thread first. Listen to PingSpike. He knows what he is talking about.

CheesePoof's friend had them in the correct order, but backwards. Never end in green!

 

[icejunkie]

Originally posted by: dullard
Obviously red is best. So that must be eaten separately and last so the flavor will last you for quite some time after you swallow.

Green usually isn't that good. So get it over with, eat the green first.

Purple may clash with the red that you are saving, so it cannot be eaten next to the red.

Thus the only possible logical order would be:
1) Green
2) Purple
3) Yellow
4) Red.
Otherwise you would look like an idiot.

Winnar!

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Bad news comes before good, so you eat the sh|tty flavored ones first...that way the good flavor remains. So eat green, then purple, then yellow and finally sweet red.

Doh! I should have read the thread first. Listen to PingSpike. He knows what he is talking about.

CheesePoof's friend had them in the correct order, but backwards. Never end in green!

What if the OP dies before he gets to the good ones? I say eat the good ones and throw the bad ones away.

 

[BigToque]

I ate them in this order:

yellow, green, purple, red

 

[CPA]

Absent blue, I always end in green. Lighter colors go first, red in the middle, then blues and greens.

 

[cain]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
wtf ... who eats skittles by the 1's? i pop handfuls of them in my mouth when i eat em ... eat em all at the same time ... pvssy.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: KK
What if the OP dies before he gets to the good ones? I say eat the good ones and throw the bad ones away.

While your choking to death on the green/yellow skittle theory does have merrit, you have to think it through. If the OP is stupid enough to actually choke on a skittle, then he is not deserving of the fruitfull red. I say let that happen, I'll eat the red myself over the dead body.

 

[KingPhil]

Eat them all at once and move on with your life......

 

[HardcoreRobot]

put them all in your mouth and try to inhale them into your lungs, no chewing

 

[mchammer187]

save all the reds for last

it is awesome

 

[eLiu]

shove'em in your ear in that order

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: mchammer187
save all the reds for last

it is awesome

I just cherry pick the reds out of a big communal bags and then leave all the sh|tty ones for some one else. They should really just make all red bags.