I have 3 years to learn 1 skill - name it

[ultimatebob]

There's a meth-head posting in H&G these days that spent all of his money on two speaker cables, and is now trying to figure out how to live in a converted dumpster, and blames everything awful in his life on demons. seriously.

OP, I bet that guy would pay you everything left to his name if you could figure out how to extract the demons from his life. You know, I think he's a visual guy, so you could just make some shit up that satisfies him. Consider it a novice quest on the path of honing your new demon-hunting career.

I think that he’s more of a troll than a meth head. Although the idea of Jesus telling him to buy $10,000 audio cables and then move out into the middle of nowhere and shit out in the woods is amusing.

If I ever created an alt account for trolling, I would have trouble coming up with a story that creative!

 

[DigDog]

I figured the demons where my personal ones, of which i have enough to fill a D&D Monster Manual.

Its 6am and im fishing.