I have put many a AOL CD in the microwave but, sadly, they do not fry well because they have a thin plastic coating on top of the CD does not allow for pretty patterns. cheap CD-R's are much better for this type of thing. One thing that you might like to do but I personally havent done due to laziness/cheapness is to either take a Digital photo of the CD after it is "burnt"

and send it along with an email or a letter with the CD attached to AOL with a huge rant saying that you got this CD in the mail and you decided to try it out on your brand new spanking 16x pioneer DVD drive and you heard this crunching /crackling sound so you decided to take the disk out and found that the edges had been take out (remember to manually chip out the edges). You then looked into the drive and you saw bits of shiny things which you never saw before. You though nothing of it but for the past 2 months your DVD drive has been behaiving erratically and has finally died 2 days ago. Proceed with big rant and threat to sue etc... and see if you can get a brand new DVD drive from AOL otherwise you will spread the story that "AOL let out a crappy CD (and has no quality control) which killed my computer" threaten with "friends who are in powerful places in the media" etc..
If you are lucky enough to get a free drive let me know by PM so I can get in the act as well
Oh, and just for that authenitic touch, create and account like
I_love_britny_speers4536@hotmail.com