I have $1000. What do I buy?

[TridenT]

Laser hair removal

Been there, did that.

 

[zinfamous]

I'll do that when society cares about me. How about that? 😱

why should society give a fuck about you?

 

[IronWing]

bidet

 

[TridenT]

ruby and sapphire nose hair trimmer

Already have an adamantium nose hair trimmer. Why would I get something of such lower quality when I have the infinitely better product?

 

[TridenT]

why should society give a fuck about you?

So, why should I give a fuck about anyone besides myself? 😱 :hmm:

 

[IronWing]

Low profile tires for the car you don't have

 

[TridenT]

bidet

Already have a golden one. No need.

 

[IronWing]

One thousand cans of Campbells soup. You'll be set for college.

 

[HAL9000]

I'd go with the DSLR I've just bought one and I'm not looking back, it's something I think everyone should own, particularly if you like photography, and I do. It's an Eos 450D or in American it's a Rebel XSi and It's awesome, love it, makes the perfect first DSLR if you ask me.

 

[TridenT]

Low profile tires for the car you don't have

Got those too, just in case I plan to get a car I don't drive.

 

[Kirby]

I'll do that when society cares about me. How about that? 😱

LOL, a perfect definition for selfishness.

"Do something for me, then I'll do something for you."

Society doesn't care about you because you're a selfish, pathetic twat. Have fun with yet another lonely Christmas.

 

[IronWing]

Tools, good tools. $1000 will flow like water.

 

[TridenT]

One thousand cans of Campbells soup. You'll be set for college.

Hate Campbells soup!

 

[zinfamous]

So, why should I give a fuck about anyone besides myself? 😱 :hmm:

perfect example of why you are nothing but a sad troll. ask for advice, receive it, ignore and bitch.

this is why.


go fuck yourself.

 

[IronWing]

Hate Campbells soup!

Did you add water/milk?

 

[TridenT]

perfect example of why you are nothing but a sad troll. ask for advice, receive it, ignore and bitch.

this is why.


go fuck yourself.

It's not proof of anything. Fail. :thumbsdown:

 

[Xecuter]

how bout you put it towards tuition or for rent

 

[TridenT]

Did you add water/milk?

Tried it all ways, just nasty stuff. :/

 

[JSt0rm]

i vote hooker.

 

[TridenT]

how bout you put it towards tuition or for rent

Both are already paid, in full, for next 3+ years.

 

[HAL9000]

Actually on a nother note, I'd buy something that doesn't lose it's value or even increases in value, but something you'd also enjoy to own. For example I'd love to own a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15, 1st Appearance of Spiderman, it looks great on the wall, and if you need the money in a few years you can probably sell it for more than you bought it for. Win/Win.

 

[Xecuter]

well aren't you lucky

why do you bitch so much again? seems like things are straight for you

 

[TridenT]

Actually on a nother note, I'd buy something that doesn't lost it's value or increases in value. But something you'd also enjoy to own. For example I'd love to own a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15, 1st Appearance of Spiderman, it looks great on the wall, and if you need the money in a few years you can probably sell it for more than you bought it for. Win/Win.

It's not a bad idea, but really not my taste. I want something I'll use in practical applications.

 

[IronWing]

Scott Baio posters, lots of them plus one Eric Estrada poster

 

[TridenT]

well aren't you lucky

why do you bitch so much again? seems like things are straight for you

I don't get laid because I am a hideous manbearpig.