I hate those damn Christian banks

They close on Sunday for the SOLE purpose of forcing their religious beliefs on me.

Thank The Lord in Heaven and the Son and the Holy Ghost that I keep my money in my matress. I don't need religious fanatics telling me how to live.

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Lorax

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yeah, well i hate those patriotic banks... they close on memorial day and july 4th to force their government pride on me.

(same goes for the post office)
 

bleeb

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you know a lot of non christians work at banks... no one wants to work on sunday tawp dawg. use your brain...do you want to work on Sundays?
 

Sphexi

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Originally posted by: jumpr
They close on Sunday for the SOLE purpose of forcing their religious beliefs on me.

Thank The Lord in Heaven and the Son and the Holy Ghost that I keep my money in my matress. I don't need religious fanatics telling me how to live.

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Are you seriously that stupid? I haven't seen a bank anywhere that's open on a Sunday. Hell, most aren't even open on Saturdays. Learn to deal.
 

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: jumpr
They close on Sunday for the SOLE purpose of forcing their religious beliefs on me.

Thank The Lord in Heaven and the Son and the Holy Ghost that I keep my money in my matress. I don't need religious fanatics telling me how to live.

.

Are you seriously that stupid? I haven't seen a bank anywhere that's open on a Sunday. Hell, most aren't even open on Saturdays. Learn to deal.
Wow, you are a complete moron.
 

feralkid

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I hate those banks that close after dark. I'm sick of them imposing their ANTI-Vampire morals on me.


:wine: oh, wait; I never drink.............wine.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Sphexi
Originally posted by: jumpr
They close on Sunday for the SOLE purpose of forcing their religious beliefs on me.

Thank The Lord in Heaven and the Son and the Holy Ghost that I keep my money in my matress. I don't need religious fanatics telling me how to live.

.

Are you seriously that stupid? I haven't seen a bank anywhere that's open on a Sunday. Hell, most aren't even open on Saturdays. Learn to deal.

n00b

Originally posted by: daniel1113
Most banks are closed on Sunday. I hope this is a parody.

youre getting warm there...
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: jumpr
They close on Sunday for the SOLE purpose of forcing their religious beliefs on me.

Thank The Lord in Heaven and the Son and the Holy Ghost that I keep my money in my matress. I don't need religious fanatics telling me how to live.

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They should be done away with. :disgust:
 

Insane3D

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Originally posted by: feralkid
I hate those banks that close after dark. I'm sick of them imposing their ANTI-Vampire morals on me.


:wine: oh, wait; I never drink.............wine.

I just wrote a letter to my elected officials about that very same thing! It HAS TO STOP NOW!

:p