I hate the 1st of every month!!!

[Andrew1990]

Does anyone else hate this day? Not only is it the day most bills are due, but the day people receive their welfare checks.

I had to work 4 hours by myself at my job(retail store) because my manager decided to have my relief not come in because it would affect his quarterly bonus. So I had to deal with hundreds of welfare people coming in bothering me for stupid shit that I shouldnt have to deal with.

Like one lady, "Someone stole my phone number, whenever someone calls me, some kid answers but it only happens every once in a while."

Well the answer to that problem is learning your god damn area code! I mean WTF!!!


Then we get this crack addict lady who comes in for boostmobile and she keeps asking us to get her ringtones on her damn POS phone. Every god damn month she comes in asking the same damn question.

If you are too cracked out to remember anything, just go lay down in a ditch for all I care.



Oh, and then virgin mobile, dont get me started with those morons. HAving to deal with 2 virgin mobile problems at the same time is worse than death. The customer support is full of morons that dont know how to think for themselves. Then an hour hold time the customer remembers his password or the problem was their mistake.

People, right down your important info and keep it is a safe or something, damn.




The only thing I hate working near a low income area is the welfare part of it. The drug dealers are cool because they pay in cash and are in and out. They also buy more phones which means more moola in my pocket.




/rant

 

[Freshgeardude]

k.

 

[TridenT]

1st of the month is awesome. It's the day I get my money from the US Department of Treasury. It's the day I look forward to the most. :awe:

 

[Leros]

I hate going to the grocery store around this time.

All the ghetto people come shopping. Everybody is shouting, pushing, shoving, etc. I've seen a couple fights.

Not to mention, you got to love it when they buy $100 of food with their foodstamps and then spend $50 on cigarettes and $50 on beer.

 

[schneiderguy]

My mom works at a low income doctor's office in Oakland. She loves the first of the month because everyone is too busy spending their welfare money to come in for their taxpayer subsidized doctor appointments :awe:

 

[I Saw OJ]

If you are too cracked out to remember anything, just go lay down in a ditch for all I care.

Made me laff

 

[Ika]

is that your time of month? awww poor baby

 

[Newbian]

Four hour workdays?

Must be nice.

 

[zerocool84]

1st of the month is awesome. It's the day I get my money from the US Department of Treasury. It's the day I look forward to the most. :awe:

Oh yea I forgot you don't work OR even go outside.

 

[TridenT]

Oh yea I forgot you don't work OR even go outside.

I go outside to get the mail, especially near the 1st of the month. :awe:

 

[Newbian]

I go outside to get the mail, especially near the 1st of the month. :awe:

Does your skin burn then or do you only go out at night during the full moon?

 

[TridenT]

Does your skin burn then or do you only go out at night during the full moon?

I wear one of these when I go out:

 

[Newbian]

I wear one of these when I go out:

When was the last time you watered your lawn?

 

[TridenT]

When was the last time you watered your lawn?

While there is water where I live... It's not used for anything but drinkin'. :\

 

[Red Dawn]

While there is water where I live... It's not used for anything but drinkin'. :\

Definitely not used to wash your face.

 

[Dumac]

Definitely not used to wash your face.

cold

 

[shortylickens]

Getting back on topic.......

I think the OP's problem is where he works, not the days he works.

 

[ahenkel]

I'm surprised states still hand out welfare on the 1st. In Oregon I know they stagger it so it doesn't create havoc.

 

[Ronstang]

People on welfare shouldn't have cell phones. They should get a job if they want such luxuries.

 

[ahenkel]

its actually less expensive a lot of times with prepaid to have a cell than it is a landline. You do need a phone if you're looking for work,

 

[geno]

[Birds singin', snorin', roster crowin', and an alarm clock]

[Chorus: Layzie & Bizzy (repeat 4x)]

Wake up, wake up, wake up it's the 1st of the month
To get up, get up, get up so cash your checks and get up

[Krayzie]
Hey my awesome dude we havin' a wonderful day and I won't fuck with me. Why?
'Cause it's the 1st of the month and now we smokin', chokin', rollin' blunts
And sippin' on 40 ounces thuggin' come come we got the blessed rum
From jumpin' all nights we high
Hit up the block to where? East 99
I get with my awesome dude to get me some yayo
Double up awesome dude what you need?
We got weed to get P.O.Ded
Fiend for the green leaves
Give it up it's the foe sure you better lay low
Cause the po-po creep when they roll slow
If you can't get away better toss that yayo
Keep your bankroll
Yeah we havin' a celebration, I love to stay high
And you better believe when it's time to grind
I'm down for mine crime after crime
Fin to creep to the pad cause mom's got grub on the grill
If we got the food, you know it's the 1st of the month
and my awesome dude we chills foe real

[Chorus 4x]

[Bizzy]
Wake up and I see that my sister is already dressed
She said "I'm gonna run and go get my stamps
Watch and make sure no one snatches my check" awesome dude that's the mailman
Sort through the mail and put it up in-a me pocket
So I be hittin' the 99 to get me a dub
Foe forty bucks but ain't nobody ride that rita
Hop on the 10 to the click
Ready to get 'em up with-a me thugs
And to cash that dum
I gotta get paid play player holla holla
Saint Claire got much to offer
Whether it be weed on 93
Or off on the glock glock for some dollars, so
Get a bag of dope and a quarter roll, oh
Most all of my niggas got the same, and we gonna roll it all up to smoke
Hittin' that reefer hydro, you know the cut, so fuck them po-po
Toss all that yayo, and we're gonna say no
Runnin' through the alley and into the melee
Up on the second the sundown
Those run from January,November,December remember the 1st of the month

[Chorus 4x]

[Wish]
It's the 1st of the month
Gotta grind gotta get mine
In the hood that I claim
I slang on that double 9-9
Gotta find them dubs
Gonna get a forty, can a thug get love?
What's up?
Try to stand on my corner
awesome dude you'z a gonna Saint Claire niggas don't like that
And sellin' them dummies makin' that money come back awesome dude get pap pap
From the 1st to the 15th niggas smoke plenty weed
But I gotta save gotta come up
Put my rocks on the cut
When I get high awesome dude blaze that blunt, huh
Time to roll to the pad
Count up my profits and add it to the stash
Gotta watch my back see for niggas that's tryin' to rob me, fool
But never no shorts no losses
Dumpin' keepin' this niggas up off me see
Gotta search the whole block
Spend a couple of bills
Thugs smoke a lot of weed on the 1st

[Chorus 2x]

[Layzie (Krayzie)]
Wakin' up feelin' buzzed off up early mornin' stretchin'
I'm yawnin' lightweight bent chugga lugga take a fifth to the dome
Instead I kick it with my trues
But it's the 1st so I'm getting my hustle on
Hop on the phone, calling up Krayzie Bone
Wanna know did you O.G check come? (She put me down)
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz (Yo Brother let's get drunk)
And I'm coming with blunt after blunt
Of this skunk
awesome dude T just put me down
Oh God how I love when the 1st come around
Now I'm feelin' black and mild, headed cross town
'Cause niggas the 1st to get celebrated
Rushin' to the block cause I wanna get faded
Lookin' all wild cause I'm getting me hair braided
We heavy off into this game
True to the 1st just call me that pro slang
Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's
The 1st be the day for the dopeman
Slangin' that cocaine fool, and I'm working late tonight
And all them fiends be lovin' them thugs
'Cause I got them rocks for them pipes
Come come with them ease
I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff
Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift
On the 1st

[Chorus: Repeat 'til the end of the song]

 

[RearAdmiral]

haha welfare ringtones

 

[bignateyk]

I hate going to the grocery store around this time.

All the ghetto people come shopping. Everybody is shouting, pushing, shoving, etc. I've seen a couple fights.

Not to mention, you got to love it when they buy $100 of food with their foodstamps and then spend $50 on cigarettes and $50 on beer.

No, the worst is when they just fill their cart up with $300 worth of shit, then get to the register and get everything rung up and bagged, only to be given the total and say "Oh, I only have $100". Then the cashier has to take one item at a time off the bill until it is low enough. The funny thing is that they never allow the potato chips or cigarettes to come off the bill. It's always the healthiest things in their cart.

Meanwhile I'm standing behind them shaking my head and doing everything I can do piss them off.

 

[waggy]

No, the worst is when they just fill their cart up with $300 worth of shit, then get to the register and get everything rung up and bagged, only to be given the total and say "Oh, I only have $100". Then the cashier has to take one item at a time off the bill until it is low enough. The funny thing is that they never allow the potato chips or cigarettes to come off the bill. It's always the healthiest things in their cart.

Meanwhile I'm standing behind them shaking my head and doing everything I can do piss them off.

i have had that happen. really pisses me off.

 

[fatpat268]

I hate the 1st and 15th. Living in a military town, everyone gets paid those two days, and it's nearly impossible to get anything done those days because everyone has money to spend.

I try to stagger my shopping to be in between paydays just to avoid all that junk.