I hate pooping in public restrooms

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Apparently you don't know what a euphemism is.




Usually you'll find a toilet and a basin. You usually wont find a couch, bed, shower, bath or anything else of the sort. If a public toilet is a resting place for you, you have issues

A rest room is the place to freshen up especially if your driving long distance. You won't get a bed in it as it is not a bedroom. It has facilities to freshen up. We call the ones you get at malls and beaches public toilets as they are smaller and basically just got urinals, a basin and a toilet which gets rarely used.

 

[brianmanahan]

I eat 4 of those every day!!!

 

[Koudelka]

Today the inevitable happened. I couldn't hold it in much longer. So I had to go to a public restroom. Not only does it smell, is very dirty, and shit load of people walk around you which makes me very uncomfortable, but the toilet paper is so thin that it doesn't really do anything. I was wiping my ass for at least a good 20 minutes. At home takes me less than 3 min when I use the wipes and high quality toilet paper. I also don't understand how people can be so messy? I mean the shit I've seen in public restrooms, turds on the ground, on the toilet seat, how hard is it to aim turds into the toilet?! Seriously...


/rant

Who the hell takes 3 minutes to wipe their ass?

Are you covered head to toe in poo when you're done taking a dump?

 

[FallenHero]

Wait until you try using the restrooms in houses trying to be sold.

Let's not judge now...

 

[brianmanahan]

Who the h*** takes 3 minutes to wipe their a**?

Are you covered head to toe in poo when you're done taking a dump?

i take at least that, due to my 12 wipe strategy

backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards, FLUSH

wet paper backwards, wet paper forwards, left side, right side, FLUSH

forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, FLUSH

it takes about 5 minutes

 

[Raduque]

This thread reminds me of the time I destroyed at Wal-Mart men's restroom at 3am after holding diarrhea in for around 12 hours while driving.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I have no clue myself.

Most of your threads are about poo. Hell, most of your posts are too.

 

[brianmanahan]

Most of your threads are about poo. H***, most of your posts are too.

but somehow they dont get locked, lol

 

[pcgeek11]

Damn you guys must live in some terrible places. I've never experienced public restrooms as bad as were described in this thread.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

there's been two times in my life where I've entered a bathroom and the stall was covered in shit. It looked like someone painted the walls with shit. I felt so bad for the guy working at the gym. He had to clean that shit. Other time I forget where it happened.

One time in NY a friend of mine was piss drunk so he ended up pissing in the sink of some bathroom. Good times.

 

[Squisher]

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

OI this is the 21st century. Those levetrees are made out of harden plastic these days not wood

 

[Sheep]

Pay....toilets? WTF?

Having to succumb to nature's call and not wishing to piss or crap myself, I paid for a few of those in Germany. They were FAR better maintained than any public restroom in the U.S. I've ever seen. I'd gladly pay $0.25 to not have to walk in a pool of urine or put my ass on a toilet seat that someone apparently crapped all over.

 

[thegimp03]

Candlestick Park restrooms are pretty bad...as I'm sure most football stadiums. Starting tailgating at 9am for a 1pm game makes future use of the public restrooms inevitable. And drunk guys, in their rush to empty their bladders and get back to the game, use the stalls and feel the need to piss everywhere but the toilet bowl.

 

[NoCreativity]

Could be worse...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

 

[Meractik]

LOL that reminds me of Roller Coaster Tycoon. I used to charge people to use the bathrooms, surprising how much money the park made with just that alone.

I used to do the same thing, or make tons of umbrella stands and wait for it to rain charging the maximum price for a umbrella. Everyone would still buy one, Cha-ching!

 

[pcgeek11]

OI this is the 21st century. Those levetrees are made out of harden plastic these days not wood

What the fuck is a "levetrees"?

 

[Squisher]

I wonder how many of you have used a latrine or outhouse? A big pit filled with human waste with a structure over it where by you sit directly over the pit to do your business. The smell is one you'll remember along with the insects that occupying the place during the summer.

 

[BudAshes]

I was watching a band at a club once and the bathroom, along with the urinals had a toilet in the middle with no stall. My friend had to go and to his credit he popped a squat right in the middle of that busy bathroom right out in the open.

 

[Anonemous]

Grade school I went to removed the doors on the stalls. It's the easiest way to ensure that no one ever uses them. Easier for the janitors, I guess.

Highschool, the restrooms had no doors either. You either went during class period or try during break.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

What the fuck is a "levetrees"?

n Kakpot

 

[Stuxnet]

Hey look, Mike Gayner has issues with Americans.

 

[Fritzo]

You had Chuck Norris brand toiletpaper.

It's rough, tough, and doesn't take crap off of anyone.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Did you know that guys could get AIDS from public restrooms?

All you have to do is sit down before the other guy gets up

 

[pcgeek11]

I wonder how many of you have used a latrine or outhouse? A big pit filled with human waste with a structure over it where by you sit directly over the pit to do your business. The smell is one you'll remember along with the insects that occupying the place during the summer.

Did lots when I stayed with my Grandparents, No running water either. If it smelled they weren't doing it right. Lime is your friend!