You can't trust your neighbors
Certainly my boss must be cheating me out of my money
While I work hard for my money, some other a-hole is getting rich
Someone always takes all my good ideas
You can't make any money in this town
If I make any money, the government is gonna find a way to get it
I have to sleep with one eye open at night, for surely, the neighbor's cat is leaping thru the window and stealing from me
I will have to wear rubber insulated clothes tomorrow to work, so I don't get killed by lightning
My bank account got robbed by the IRS
My car has bald tires and expired tags...but those son-of-a-bitches gave me defective equipment and the state must have figured my due date wrong
My checks bounce because the bank can't seem to get the accounting right
I got fired, but it was because of my idiot boss
The electricity got shut off.
Someone keyed my car, but I can't understand why
Now, we are expecting our 8th child, but welfare doesn't wanna increase our food stamp allocation
We have an eviction notice, how dare them!
I can't seem to get along with anyone I know.
Damn them all.
Know anyone like this? We all do. Think it's that they are just plain unlucky, or is it their outlook or attitude?
I think we create our own results in life and our attitudes definitely determine the outcome.
Certainly my boss must be cheating me out of my money
While I work hard for my money, some other a-hole is getting rich
Someone always takes all my good ideas
You can't make any money in this town
If I make any money, the government is gonna find a way to get it
I have to sleep with one eye open at night, for surely, the neighbor's cat is leaping thru the window and stealing from me
I will have to wear rubber insulated clothes tomorrow to work, so I don't get killed by lightning
My bank account got robbed by the IRS
My car has bald tires and expired tags...but those son-of-a-bitches gave me defective equipment and the state must have figured my due date wrong
My checks bounce because the bank can't seem to get the accounting right
I got fired, but it was because of my idiot boss
The electricity got shut off.
Someone keyed my car, but I can't understand why
Now, we are expecting our 8th child, but welfare doesn't wanna increase our food stamp allocation
We have an eviction notice, how dare them!
I can't seem to get along with anyone I know.
Damn them all.
Know anyone like this? We all do. Think it's that they are just plain unlucky, or is it their outlook or attitude?
I think we create our own results in life and our attitudes definitely determine the outcome.