I hate people with umbrellas

[Exterous]

People pay little enough attention when walking as it is but it is so much worse that we allow the blathering sheep to walk around unsupervised with the extended eye gougers more commonly known as umbrellas.

I'm above average height so it seems like every rain results in a contest to see who can remove my eyeballs first. I'm surprised we don't see a huge increase in eye patch use after a rain

 

[Teabaghead]

Awwwwwww, poor you!! Means you have to walk around with your eyes open then! lo

 

[Imp]

Put your safety glasses on...

Seriously, I always wonder when I'm going to get my eyes poked out when it rains.

 

[Captante]

You should hear what people with umbrella's had to say about you!

 

[highland145]

Thinly veiled vertical brag thread.

 

[NAC4EV]

Probably walks eyes down reading his Facebook

 

[TwiceOver]

Umbrellalol.

 

[Exterous]

Awwwwwww, poor you!! Means you have to walk around with your eyes open then! lo

You sound like a manlet

You should hear what people with umbrella's had to say about you!

"Damn! so close to snagging his cornea."

Thinly veiled vertical brag thread.

What better place than ATOT to hear about my awesomeness?

 

[umbrella39]

Hey.... fuck you OP...

 

[Phoenix86]

Get your own umbrella and use it like a shield as you walk through the peons.

 

[who?]

Where I worked in California in the early 80s there was a guy who ALWAYS wore large plastic safety glasses. Somebody told me that when he was a boy a car kicked up a rock which scratched his cornea.

 

[highland145]

What better place than ATOT to hear about my awesomeness?

In the doghouse with the wife again? It happens.

Hey.... fuck you OP...

Shorty#2 found

 

[MongGrel]

NM.

 

[Exterous]

Hey.... fuck you OP...

Ha!

In the doghouse with the wife again? It happens.

Pft. Please I don't live in fear of my wife. Actually we're on the way back from NYC and celebrating our 10 year anniversary

 

[balloonshark]

Image taken from the Hume thread.

 

[highland145]

Pft. Please I don't live in fear of my wife. Actually we're on the way back from NYC and celebrating our 10 year anniversary

Image taken from the Hume thread.

Oh, really?

 

[JoeMcJoe]

Use a golf umbrella !

 

[UglyCasanova]

They seem like more hassle than their worth unless you have a long ways to go

 

[waffleironhead]

The people around me don't need umbrellas. They take shelter from the storm in my greatness. You must be a manlet.

 

[IronWing]

Parasols are where it's at.

 

[Jaepheth]

Shields Up!

 

[Carson Dyle]

Doesn't rain a whole hell of a lot here in Colorado, although it's not rare, either. I honestly don't remember the last time I saw a person using an umbrella.

 

[John Connor]

Shit... Rain all damn month last May in Colorado!

 

[gorcorps]

quit staring at the ground you mopey SOB