I hate people that chew with their mouths open!

[Schadenfreude]

Alright, just went to lunch with my aunt and her friend - the friend is a nice lady and all, but once we sat down to eat, all I could hear was the nasty sound of chewing with one's mouth open - I looked up, and saw her doing it - she was sitting across from me, so all I could do during lunch was look down and stare at my food while I ate - otherwise, I'd end up looking at the contents of her lunch, all chewed up - nasty!

That ruined my entire afternoon.

PSA - not that that anyone here would want to, but dammit, if anyone wants to hang out with me, you've got to learn to chew with your mouth closed! :|:|:|

 

[SampSon]

That ruined your entire afternoon? You're too fragile to be a man.

 

[Pepsei]

well, how else are you going to shove your...

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Originally posted by: SampSon
That ruined your entire afternoon? You're too fragile to be a man.

hehe! Agreed!

 

[ironcrotch]

Oh I know a guy that chews with his mouth open and smacks his food. HTF do you smack when chewing food, but he does it.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead

Originally posted by: SampSon
That ruined your entire afternoon? You're too fragile to be a man.

hehe! Agreed!

Well the thing that made it worse is, I met her for the first time, let alone her being my aunt's friend, for chrissakes - so I couldn't tell her, "hey, chew with your mouth closed dumbass" or anything like that.

 

[Patt]

My wife has open mouth chewing episodes sometimes ... and it drives me crazy, but certainly doesn't ruin my afternoon

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Oh I know a guy that chews with his mouth open and smacks his food. HTF do you smack when chewing food, but he does it.

yeah I find smacking and licking each of your fingertips a little annoying...

 

[nutxo]

I won't eat with a person a second time if they have no table manners.

 

[Steve]

*smack* *smack* ... god I hate that sound. I'd like to smack someone I know who does that.

 

[slpaulson]

My dad eats with his mouth open, and breathes loudly. I can't stand eating in the same room as him.