I hate neverending parody threads about food

[amol]

see title

 

[MichaelD]

I once had a parody.

Yeah, his name was Seymour. Seymour Parody, I called him. He was cool.

We'd go for walks and he would sit on my shoulder and talk to the girls. Ah, the girls. What a pickup tool, Seymour Parody was. They would give him crackers and stuff and I'd let him sit on their shoulders....all while peeking down their shirts and accidentally coping feels. Ah, I miss Seymour Parody.

Oh...you said Parody? Thought you said Parrot.