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I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
 
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
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ok....
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
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ok....
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They're expensive. I was considering getting a back-alley 'doctor' who assured me he had a 'degree'.
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
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ok....
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I almost believed him... up to that point.

 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Little tip to all the people who hate kids:
YOU WERE A KID!

/My Rant.
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So? I wish I could go back and time and kick the sh|te out of myself back then, I sucked so damn much. I hate kids now, that's all that matters.
 
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
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STOP POSTING nobody believes you.
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
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STOP POSTING nobody believes you.
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Nobody cares either.
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I had a problem like that literally a month ago.

I was fooling around with this one girl and a week later she calls me in tears telling me she's missed her period.

I dropped everything I was doing, went online to look for an abortion clinic and instantly started looking for Hot Deals and pricematching abortion clinics. The whole week I was stressed out, I lost five pounds, slept at most an hour, only to have her call me on Friday telling me that it was all alright and that she had a period.

That was probably the worst moment of my life. Ever.
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STOP POSTING nobody believes you.
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The HD was a joke, the rest was true.

 
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