I hate hitchhiking at night

[IronWing]

I was trying to hitch a ride last night but there weren't too many cars so it was cold and slow. Anyway this guy comes down the street and starts slowing down as he approaches me. So I get to the curb and stick my thumb out. Shit! I accidentally hit his mirror and damn near rip my thumb off. The mirror breaks and the guy pulls up about a block ahead. I'm thinking he's going to be pissed and have this vision of being chased by a machete wielding drunkard. The interior light pops on in his car and I think "yep, here comes the machete" but no, he sets up a laptop and starts typing furiously. WTF? I nurse my sore hand and wander off to find a ride.

 

[rudeguy]

5.489/7.986234

 

[crab]

Oh.

 

[Freshgeardude]

lol

 

[tallest1]

7/10

+ 1 if you were to report his assault to your thumb to the nearby police station for insurance purposes

 

[geno]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[BUTCH1]

B O R I N G......

 

[Squisher]

You're not one of those male prostitutes masquerading as a hitchhiker, are you?


How the great have fallen.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Squisher
You're not one of those male prostitutes masquerading as a hitchhiker, are you?


How the great have fallen.

How was I supposed to react when you laid that twenty on the seat?