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i hate dogs even more now

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Borkil

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The apartment my bedroom shares a wall with got a dog recently and it won't stfu... 😡 The wall sounds paper thin. I've gone over there and pounded on the door but nobody is there. Will management do anything about it?
 
Buy one of those $30 or $40 things that transmits high frequency sound whenever they bark. It'll learn pretty quick.
 
find a loud recording online of a dog barking. every time his dog barks, play yours loud. do it in the middle of the night. early morning. all day. every day.
 
Borkil said:
The apartment my bedroom shares a wall with got a dog recently and it won't stfu... 😡 The wall sounds paper thin. I've gone over there and pounded on the door but nobody is there. Will management do anything about it?
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Well, duh... If somebody were there, the dog wouldn't be barking. The problem isn't the dog, it's the owner. The dog is just being a dog.
 
SandEagle said:
find a loud recording online of a dog barking. every time his dog barks, play yours loud. do it in the middle of the night. early morning. all day. every day.
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Genius!

Combine the dog bark sound with the high frequency sound as well. Throw in a couple cat meows too. Really screw up that poor dog LOL.

Have the sounds alternate between each end of the wall to make the dog run back and forth in the other apartment, possibly knocking stuff over.
 
Obviously you go piss under your new neighbors door to let the dog know (in dog terms) that he has invaded your territory.

You will then be the alpha dog, and the new dog will bend to your will.

Unless you are beta, are you a beta BRO?
 
Sluggo said:
Obviously you go piss under your new neighbors door to let the dog know (in dog terms) that he has invaded your territory.

You will then be the alpha dog, and the new dog will bend to your will.

Unless you are beta, are you a beta BRO?
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Trolling the dog. He'll get his ass beaten for peeing on the floor, as well as being put in his place hierarchically. Win-win :^D
 
Sluggo said:
Obviously you go piss under your new neighbors door to let the dog know (in dog terms) that he has invaded your territory.

You will then be the alpha dog, and the new dog will bend to your will.

Unless you are beta, are you a beta BRO?
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Sounds like a beta suggestion to me. Alpha dogs hump other dogs from behind and walk away without allowing a courtesy ass sniff afterward. If he wants to gain control of this situation, he needs to hump that dog. And he needs to hump it good.
 
If the wall's paper thin, why don't you just crash through the wall and tell the dog to stfu or else you'll eat it.
 
Jeeebus said:
Sounds like a beta suggestion to me. Alpha dogs hump other dogs from behind and walk away without allowing a courtesy ass sniff afterward. If he wants to gain control of this situation, he needs to hump that dog. And he needs to hump it good.
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Thats going to be breaking and entering, I think you know that. Why do you want the OP to do time in county?
 
Leave a note on their door explaining that their dog is driving you nuts, give them a chance to resolve it, if they blow it off start calling management. Oh yea, record the dog's barking so you have proof..
 
Borkil said:
The apartment my bedroom shares a wall with got a dog recently and it won't stfu... 😡 The wall sounds paper thin. I've gone over there and pounded on the door but nobody is there. Will management do anything about it?
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The apartment my bedroom shares a wall with got a kid recently and it won't stfu... 😡 The wall sounds paper thin. I've gone over there and pounded on the door but nobody is there. Will management do anything about it?
 
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