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I hate camping.

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slycat

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..friggin they assign u a small plot of dirt and u build your tent and fire.
..then some nutfvcker nerd comes over to tell u not to swing them fiery tree branch
around coz its dangerous and might burn the forest down.
..and lights out at 10 and all them stupid ass animals start chirping and grinding and mowing, loud as hell.
..every damn thing makes a noise and the ground is hard and has rocks and slanted to one side.
..cold as crap too and then u freeze your balls off.
..people 2 tents over snoring and keep u awake all night.
..6am wankers be peeing near you by the trees and start messing with cooking and stuff.


COLD all nite, AWAKE all nite, DRIVE all day....back to town...my lovely kingsize bed, my plasma, my ps2, my refrigerator...just lovely. Those wankers ain't getting me back that camping shithole of a scam.

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Camping = 0
Home = 1
 
What the hell?

Don't camp in a public campground. Find some deep woods by a stream and camp. Far away from people.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
What the hell?

Don't camp in a public campground. Find some deep woods by a stream and camp. Far away from people.
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i'm afraid of blair witch..
 
I love camping. Dude... the trick is to camp away from people in a nice secluded area with only your close friends. Plus, I live in the woods anyways so I'm used to outside noises.
 
Originally posted by: slycat
..friggin they assign u a small plot of dirt and u build your tent and fire.
..then some nutfvcker nerd comes over to tell u not to swing them fiery tree branch
around coz its dangerous and might burn the forest down.
..and lights out at 10 and all them stupid ass animals start chirping and grinding and mowing, loud as hell.
..every damn thing makes a noise and the ground is hard and has rocks and slanted to one side.
..cold as crap too and then u freeze your balls off.
..people 2 tents over snoring and keep u awake all night.
..6am wankers be peeing near you by the trees and start messing with cooking and stuff.


COLD all nite, AWAKE all nite, DRIVE all day....back to town...my lovely kingsize bed, my plasma, my ps2, my refrigerator...just lovely. Those wankers ain't getting me back that camping shithole of a scam.

Cliff notes:
Camping = 0
Home = 1
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Fun, ain't it?😀
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
What the hell?

Don't camp in a public campground. Find some deep woods by a stream and camp. Far away from people.
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There's your solution. With the right gear and the right site, camping is pretty cool.
 
Camping rules...drunk and stoned and burning stuff all night. Strange noises outside the tent at night makes your girl curl up close to you. And, best of all CAMP BREAKFAST!!!
 
Originally posted by: slycat
..friggin they assign u a small plot of dirt and u build your tent and fire.
..then some nutfvcker nerd comes over to tell u not to swing them fiery tree branch
around coz its dangerous and might burn the forest down.
..and lights out at 10 and all them stupid ass animals start chirping and grinding and mowing, loud as hell.
..every damn thing makes a noise and the ground is hard and has rocks and slanted to one side.
..cold as crap too and then u freeze your balls off.
..people 2 tents over snoring and keep u awake all night.
..6am wankers be peeing near you by the trees and start messing with cooking and stuff.


COLD all nite, AWAKE all nite, DRIVE all day....back to town...my lovely kingsize bed, my plasma, my ps2, my refrigerator...just lovely. Those wankers ain't getting me back that camping shithole of a scam.

Cliff notes:
Camping = 0
Home = 1
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Dude, you're such a wuss....
 
Originally posted by: slycat
..friggin they assign u a small plot of dirt and u build your tent and fire.
..then some nutfvcker nerd comes over to tell u not to swing them fiery tree branch
around coz its dangerous and might burn the forest down.
..and lights out at 10 and all them stupid ass animals start chirping and grinding and mowing, loud as hell.
..every damn thing makes a noise and the ground is hard and has rocks and slanted to one side.
..cold as crap too and then u freeze your balls off.
..people 2 tents over snoring and keep u awake all night.
..6am wankers be peeing near you by the trees and start messing with cooking and stuff.


COLD all nite, AWAKE all nite, DRIVE all day....back to town...my lovely kingsize bed, my plasma, my ps2, my refrigerator...just lovely. Those wankers ain't getting me back that camping shithole of a scam.

Cliff notes:
Camping = 0
Home = 1
Click to expand...


8/10 on delivery. Camping is the r0x0rs though; I spent a whole winter outside in a tent here in Ontario once and thoroughly enjoyed it. Just got to have the right gear.
 
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