I hate being super-allergic to mosquito bites.

JC

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Yikes! You're lumpy! Kinda like when I get stung by a yellow jacket....sux0rs.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: N8Magic
West Nile! :Q
I hear that all the time.

Last week I got a huge one on the medial side of my upper calf. Larger than a grapefruit in area.

You know, these things are kind of orgasmic to scratch/rub. Alternating between the two with deft and gentle touches definitely brings out... oh, whoops :Q
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: brunswickite
what would happen if you got stung on your noodle? :Q
You mean on my Italian sauage? It would suddenly become Oktoberfest!
 

MithShrike

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Ah, I know how those are. I've some nice scars on my calves from mosquitoes... They were some very large, red, and bloody sores in their prime. Perfect for the orgasmic scratching/rubbing.
 

MithShrike

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Ah, I know how those are. I've some nice scars on my calves from mosquitoes... They were some very large, red, and bloody sores in their prime. Perfect for the orgasmic scratching/rubbing.