I hate babysitting the dr*nk girlfriend

MommysLittleMonster

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Tonight was $1 Pilsner Urquells at this local bar. And they had Pilsner girls walking around giving away free merchandise. So my friends, my gf, and I decided to go. I have to work tomorrow 10:30am-11pm so I didnt want to have much to drink. My gf however decided she wanted to get loaded and she starts drinking shot after shot. I had to babysit her as$ the whole night and listen to her drunk as$ talk about how much she wanted me etc. I had to walk her to the bathroom three times. I hate being the sober babysitter.

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.
 

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Tonight was $1 Pilsner Urquells at this local bar. And they had Pilsner girls walking around giving away free merchandise. So my friends, my gf, and I decided to go. I have to work tomorrow 10:30am-11pm so I didnt want to have much to drink. My gf however decided she wanted to get loaded and she starts drinking shot after shot. I had to babysit her as$ the whole night and listen to her drunk as$ talk about how much she wanted me etc. I had to walk her to the bathroom three times. I hate being the sober babysitter.

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

Tell her you got an adventure with one of her bestfriend while shes drunk and watch her attitude change :D

 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Tonight was $1 Pilsner Urquells at this local bar. And they had Pilsner girls walking around giving away free merchandise. So my friends, my gf, and I decided to go. I have to work tomorrow 10:30am-11pm so I didnt want to have much to drink. My gf however decided she wanted to get loaded and she starts drinking shot after shot. I had to babysit her as$ the whole night and listen to her drunk as$ talk about how much she wanted me etc. I had to walk her to the bathroom three times. I hate being the sober babysitter.

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

why aren't you fking?:confused:
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Tonight was $1 Pilsner Urquells at this local bar. And they had Pilsner girls walking around giving away free merchandise. So my friends, my gf, and I decided to go. I have to work tomorrow 10:30am-11pm so I didnt want to have much to drink. My gf however decided she wanted to get loaded and she starts drinking shot after shot. I had to babysit her as$ the whole night and listen to her drunk as$ talk about how much she wanted me etc. I had to walk her to the bathroom three times. I hate being the sober babysitter.

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

why aren't you fking?:confused:

cause he had to walk her to the bathroom 3 times?
 

KarenMarie

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)
 
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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)

Same goes the other way.
 

MommysLittleMonster

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)

Same goes the other way.

I know. Just a couple weeks ago, we all went to some club and I was totally hammered. I danced with every girl I walked be and I grabbed nearly every as$ I could and she was still there to help me out of the club when I couldnt walk out myself. She's a good girl. Im just not used to being the sober one watching out for someone else. It's not much fun.
 

Sluggo

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I was pretty much hoping (given the name) that the link was going to be naked pics of your girlfriend.
 

Insomnium

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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)


wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money. And if you didn't think it was all that great, then you could've gotten a lot of really good beers at that price point. Having said that, P.U. is also a very good beer, but like Guiness, people either love it or hate it. It's a tad bitter for my tastes, but it's not all that bad, and friends of mine from Europe seem to love the stuff.

Oh, and you should definitely be getting laid, for at least the second time tonight by now, original poster dude.
 

MommysLittleMonster

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Originally posted by: Insomnium
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)


wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money. And if you didn't think it was all that great, then you could've gotten a lot of really good beers at that price point. Having said that, P.U. is also a very good beer, but like Guiness, people either love it or hate it. It's a tad bitter for my tastes, but it's not all that bad, and friends of mine from Europe seem to love the stuff.

Oh, and you should definitely be getting laid, for at least the second time tonight by now, original poster dude.

I :heart: Guiness, but this beer wasn't anything special to me.

You know, I really can't stand asian beer. Sapporo, Sing Ha, Tsing Tao, Kirin, Asahi....none of them.
 
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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Originally posted by: Insomnium
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)


wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money. And if you didn't think it was all that great, then you could've gotten a lot of really good beers at that price point. Having said that, P.U. is also a very good beer, but like Guiness, people either love it or hate it. It's a tad bitter for my tastes, but it's not all that bad, and friends of mine from Europe seem to love the stuff.

Oh, and you should definitely be getting laid, for at least the second time tonight by now, original poster dude.

I :heart: Guiness, but this beer wasn't anything special to me.

You know, I really can't stand asian beer. Sapporo, Sing Ha, Tsing Tao, Kirin, Asahi....none of them.

WTF!? Pilsner Urquell is not Asian.
 

MommysLittleMonster

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Originally posted by: Insomnium
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)


wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money. And if you didn't think it was all that great, then you could've gotten a lot of really good beers at that price point. Having said that, P.U. is also a very good beer, but like Guiness, people either love it or hate it. It's a tad bitter for my tastes, but it's not all that bad, and friends of mine from Europe seem to love the stuff.

Oh, and you should definitely be getting laid, for at least the second time tonight by now, original poster dude.

I :heart: Guiness, but this beer wasn't anything special to me.

You know, I really can't stand asian beer. Sapporo, Sing Ha, Tsing Tao, Kirin, Asahi....none of them.

WTF!? Pilsner Urquell is not Asian.

I know, but on the subject of sh*tty beer, I wanted to mention my opinion on Asian beers.
 
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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Originally posted by: Insomnium
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)


wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money. And if you didn't think it was all that great, then you could've gotten a lot of really good beers at that price point. Having said that, P.U. is also a very good beer, but like Guiness, people either love it or hate it. It's a tad bitter for my tastes, but it's not all that bad, and friends of mine from Europe seem to love the stuff.

Oh, and you should definitely be getting laid, for at least the second time tonight by now, original poster dude.

I :heart: Guiness, but this beer wasn't anything special to me.

You know, I really can't stand asian beer. Sapporo, Sing Ha, Tsing Tao, Kirin, Asahi....none of them.

WTF!? Pilsner Urquell is not Asian.

I know, but on the subject of sh*tty beer, I wanted to mention my opinion on Asian beers.

I agree with on that. Asian beer is junk.
 

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I've had Pilsner Urquell.. it left something to be desired. Finished off really weak
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
Originally posted by: Insomnium
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster

Oh yea, Has anyone tried this?

Didn't care too much for it.

we used to drink that when we were low on money and wanted to get hammered. cheap beer, quick buzz. dont care for it much either...

and sorry about the g/f. But, I will tell you this... from a girl pov... there are very few things in life that a woman will appreciate more than being able to trust the b/f to take care of her when she is not herself.

:)


wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money. And if you didn't think it was all that great, then you could've gotten a lot of really good beers at that price point. Having said that, P.U. is also a very good beer, but like Guiness, people either love it or hate it. It's a tad bitter for my tastes, but it's not all that bad, and friends of mine from Europe seem to love the stuff.

Oh, and you should definitely be getting laid, for at least the second time tonight by now, original poster dude.

I :heart: Guiness, but this beer wasn't anything special to me.

You know, I really can't stand asian beer. Sapporo, Sing Ha, Tsing Tao, Kirin, Asahi....none of them.

WTF!? Pilsner Urquell is not Asian.

I know, but on the subject of sh*tty beer, I wanted to mention my opinion on Asian beers.

I agree with on that. Asian beer is junk.

Not junk just very weak.

I like Sapporo, but I doubt if I could ever drink enough of it to get drunk on.
 

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when she sobers up, tell her she was making out with her friends
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: Insomnium
wtf? Pilsner Urquell is the original pilsner, and is really anything but cheap: I usually see it sold for $7 or $8 per six pack. You can get much cheaper beer to get rocked off of if you're low on money.

Natty's? :p