I had to interview the dumbest guy today.

[91TTZ]

So I had to interview a guy for the help desk, we needed a guy to sell himself for a low paying IT job.

I look outside and I see him giving a BJ to a homeless man in the parking lot whose cardboard box is occupying the last parking spot. The next nearest lot is 400 yards away.

He comes in and the panel asks him what happened. He tells some unlikely story about how he fell into the bushes and got mud on his knees.

What a loser.

I'm locking this thread in order to put it out of it's misery. Call it a mercy killing.

Perknose
AnandTech Mod

 

[Ns1]

Lifers go 0/2

 

[Iron Woode]

this thread is full of fail.

and probably STD's too.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

When will people learn parody threads stopped being funny years ago?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Weak sauce.

 

[Codewiz]

WEAK!!!!

 

[91TTZ]

I'm sorry guys!

I need to hire a PR firm for damage control now.


/Thread

 

[imported_Imp]

Now if he told the truth about PKing, then he woulda got the job.

 

[Baked]

Paging MrLee, paging MrLee. You're needed for parody suckass control.

 

[91TTZ]

Guys, I'm sorry for creating this dead whale of a thread. Not even dynamite can remove its rotten carcass from this board. All of you are now dumber for having read it.

This thread set sail for fail and has reached its destination.

I'm sorry.

 

[sandorski]

I had to read the dumbest thread today.....

 

[lyssword]

You mean yesterday?

 

[Canai]

WTF is wrong with you? NO MEANS NO!