"I had to call emergency services to report this prostitute's ugliness!"

[mikeymikec]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.

 

[Kadarin]

If he were in Texas, he could have just shot her and been done with it. Everybody wins!

 

[lagokc]

Without pictures it's impossible to know if his complaint is valid.

 

[woolfe9998]

It's a valid complaint, in theory. If she turns out to be a dog, it's consumer fraud. Too bad the guy didn't seem to realize that the purchase itself was illegal when he called the cops to complain, but then again, why should such a minor detail curtail him in his pursuit of justice?

 

[nehalem256]

It's a valid complaint, in theory. If she turns out to be a dog, it's consumer fraud. Too bad the guy didn't seem to realize that the purchase itself was illegal when he called the cops to complain, but then again, why should such a minor detail curtail him in his pursuit of justice?

If you have to pay taxes on illegal sales it seems logical to think you cannot commit consumer fraud when making illegal sales

 

[Oldgamer]

If he were in Texas, he could have just shot her and been done with it. Everybody wins!

Shit I was just going to type that..

What the fuck is wrong with these boneheads?

 

[kage69]

Put your clothes back on,
I'd rather be alone.
Your thing is all worn out now get on home.
You've had too many lovers,
They've worn off the hair.
There ain't no way I'm goin in there.
Put your clothes on,
and get on home.

I Should of never gone out,
I should of never had a drink,
Take that thing outside it's startin' to stink.
Your friends done told me where you have been,
and I feel sorry for all those men.
Put your clothes back on, baby,
and get on home.

Yeah, get that thing away from me,
it looks like something your dog would eat.
I've seen enough now set me free.
I think that thing just barked at me.
Early this mornin' it bit my leg.
Oh, little darlin', don't you make me beg,
Put your clothes back on,
and get on home.

Oh shit, I'm scared!
I need medical care.
I think three midgets just crawled out of there.
Well, I was fine before you came,
would'ya thow somethin' over that pitiful thing.
Baby, put your clothes back on
and get on home.
Yeah, put your clothes on,
and get your booty back home.
Go on.

 

[Greenman]

If he were in Texas, he could have just shot her and been done with it. Everybody wins!

Is this a great country or what?

 

[irishScott]

Uh, you guys realize this is from the UK, right?

 

[brycejones]

Uh, you guys realize this is from the UK, right?

Yep, damn liberals over there won't let you shoot ugly hookers. I bet they even have socialist strip clubs where anyone can be a stripper. Just like giving every kid a trophy in sports.

Here in America we expect our illegal sex workers to be up to snuff.

 

[nehalem256]

Yep, damn liberals over there won't let you shoot ugly hookers. I bet they even have socialist strip clubs where anyone can be a stripper. Just like giving every kid a trophy in sports.

Here in America we expect our illegal sex workers to be up to snuff.

Maybe he just spent so long listening to liberals talk about "her body, her choice" that he thought it was really true?

 

[brycejones]

Maybe he just spent so long listening to liberals talk about "her body, her choice" that he thought it was really true?

Lighten up Francis.