I had the most badass dream

Goosemaster

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So I was i nthe woods and sh!t....


And I had climbed back up a large oak tree to have diner with my family. Think of it as a cross between the Chipmunk's Pad and something the Smurfs might life in.

Anyways, I end up walking around in the field later and one of my aunts appears. As it turns out she is a witch and says something about her heart being able to detect evil. Then she proceeds to die and her heart starts shining from within, hearalding a very bright and judicious green shade. It practically lights the whole field that I am in. Once she dies the heart practically floats out of her body and into a friends hands.

We are walking across the field when I notice a false positive and am chastized for it. Suddenly, it turns bright green, greener than before, and I am thrust, with the friend, into a house in a very high oak tree.

Everything looks normal. Too normal. Someone goes to open the fridge to see what they find. Finding nothing they head for the pantry. As they open the pantry door they only notice the pots and pans.

Suddenly a pan flies out of the pantry and almost hits them in the face. Then something flies out too fast for us to catch a glimpse. It terrorizes the kitchen and thros sh!t everywhere and then goes back into the pantry..

and then it was 8:15 and I had to get up...
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: dug777
what, no hot goose to snuggle up with?

yeah...even i think the 'badass' title is unwarranted. I should have probably saved that for one where I have a foursome with the ladies from the ESPN fantasy football commercial or something.

Fvking false positives:|
 

dug777

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Oct 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: dug777
what, no hot goose to snuggle up with?

yeah...even i think the 'badass' title is unwarranted. I should have probably saved that for one where I have a foursome with the ladies from the ESPN fantasy football commercial or something.

Fvking false positives:|

:shocked:
 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: dug777
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: dug777
what, no hot goose to snuggle up with?

yeah...even i think the 'badass' title is unwarranted. I should have probably saved that for one where I have a foursome with the ladies from the ESPN fantasy football commercial or something.

Fvking false positives:|

:shocked:

what?

..you look like MichaelD took you from behind unexpectedly or something...