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I had the best massage ever

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Mill

Lifer
Have to love an hour massage with therapeutic oils, sauna, and then shower. I came home at 7pm, and collapsed into bed for a few hours. I'd been up over 24 hours, so this was just the culmination of a successful day. I don't know that I can stay away -- I bought a package, and I'm going back on Tuesday. I plan to get a massage everyday while in Europe. I'm just addicted.
 
No Happy Ending? Bummer. When I go for a massage, ALL the important things receive attention. It's imperative that your exert no energy for this; that is what you pay the money for.

Happy Ending can be applied to many situations; massages, job interviews, talks w/the boss about raises, conversations w/the wife about her apparent lack of faith in your ability to be The Man Hunter Gatherer For The Family, etc.

ALL should have Happy Endings, however. You must demand these things. Anyone that stands in your way or otherwise proves to be an obstacle to your happiness should be dealt with swiftly and decisively.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
No Happy Ending? Bummer. When I go for a massage, ALL the important things receive attention. It's imperative that your exert no energy for this; that is what you pay the money for.

Happy Ending can be applied to many situations; massages, job interviews, talks w/the boss about raises, conversations w/the wife about her apparent lack of faith in your ability to be The Man Hunter Gatherer For The Family, etc.

ALL should have Happy Endings, however. You must demand these things. Anyone that stands in your way or otherwise proves to be an obstacle to your happiness should be dealt with swiftly and decisively.
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stop posting
 
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Originally posted by: MichaelD
No Happy Ending? Bummer. When I go for a massage, ALL the important things receive attention. It's imperative that your exert no energy for this; that is what you pay the money for.

Happy Ending can be applied to many situations; massages, job interviews, talks w/the boss about raises, conversations w/the wife about her apparent lack of faith in your ability to be The Man Hunter Gatherer For The Family, etc.

ALL should have Happy Endings, however. You must demand these things. Anyone that stands in your way or otherwise proves to be an obstacle to your happiness should be dealt with swiftly and decisively.
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stop posting
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Your "Stop Posting" technique leaves much to be desired. Much like what your last GF told you about your other techniques.

 
Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
I know the feeling. The oils they use make you smell so good you just want to eat yourself.
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lol! The more I think about it, the funnier it gets...and I don't know why. Mabey I'm still delirious from when I woke up 15 min. ago.
 
Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
I know the feeling. The oils they use make you smell so good you just want to eat yourself.
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If I could eat myself I'd make millions doing porn movies instead of being stuck at my current job on a Saturday morning while everyone is out having fun 🙁
 
Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: LASTGUY2GETPS2
I know the feeling. The oils they use make you smell so good you just want to eat yourself.
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If I could eat myself I'd make millions doing porn movies instead of being stuck at my current job on a Saturday morning while everyone is out having fun 🙁
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Well I didn't mean eating myself in that way. I meant biting off my shoulder or something....though I am very flexible.... 🙂
 
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