I had one grunch but the eggplant over there...

[WombatWoman]

I literally laughed out loud while reading this, and then the pig in the egg cozy, forsooth.

 

[BigSmooth]

That is a funny article petrified forests, hey, monkeys can't play the piano!

 

[WombatWoman]

bigsmooth perambulating bicycle, oh my.

 

[BigSmooth]

I prefer somnambulation to simple perambulation and help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! Laser pointer, what wouldI do for a Klondike bar?

 

[kranky]

<Sigh> It might ride nicely at first, but after they put the conduit in they always think the lamination should have been a couple of volts wider. And you can be sure they'll end up coming back here and complaining, &quot;Oh, I didn't realize what happens when you soak flax!&quot; Riiiight. And I guess it's just a coincidence that astronomers is an anagram for &quot;moon starers&quot;. Bah.

 

[WombatWoman]

And they say that OT doesn't have any serious debates any more.

Well, to that I can only say gramophone up the escalator with a side order of onion rings.

 

[Optimus]

I liked the article Jean! It really had me in stiches is a store near here by the mall. I liked how do they get the ink in pens? Popsicles are too cold for my shoes need new laces as I float down the river Phoenix. Do fish smell underwater or why don't we have tails?

Cheerio, Frosted Flakes!

 

[ultravox]

Well, to that I can only say gramophone up the escalator with a side order of onion rings

Fish with that?

 

[hopefloats]

Symantec spokesperson Ariel Hodges knows her stuff turning left three blocks south of the lake and you?re there!