I had a teacher tell me.....

[ArkAoss]

That when he was younger, he went deaf till the 5th grade, and his parents finally noticed it, they took him to a doctor, then they took him into some basement lab, covered him with those lead things they use when they xray you, then they shoved rods of "Uranium" up his nostrils, and left him for a few hours, then when they pulled those things out, there where these 3 ft long red and green viened things attached, and he could hear again.

Well that's what he said, whilst picking up his touppee.

 

[SmiZ]

Pretty much all I can say is "wow". I think you should have backed out of the room slowly.

OTOH, who knows what rods of uranium up your nose would do.

 

[Ulfwald]

I think I read something like this in the "ENQUIRER", right next to the "I was abducted by ET" article

 

[CyberTiger]

your teacher is lying

 

[ArkAoss]

hmmm.. I think he was lying too, we went to a theme park for a class trip, and he went on a few coasters, and his hair didn't fall off, but if that wasn't a touppee, he had a really really bad barber.

 

[guyver01]

<< there where these 3 ft long red and green viened things attached >>



ewww.. man.. just... ewwww

 

[Yzzim]

haha, sure, yeah, whatever

 

[Mule]

There was absolutely no need to share this!

 

[MereMortal]

If he wants his hair to grow back, tell him you have a few &quot;Uranium&quot; rods that he can shove up his <choose orifice>!

 

[Tauren]

Was this the teacher that sued those students who put LSD in his coffee????

 

[yakko]

He is not lying. I was the one with the uranium rods.

 

[ArkAoss]

no, but once when my bro had him, he let the kids spend a class throwing eachother out the windows.. and since the school was layed out around a center courtyard, most every one could see them hopping out the first story windows, and back in again.

 

[cxim]

Yep, it really happened...

I was there. Then they put them in Oswald. President Ike said it would be for the good of mankind and The Country, one day, and it was !

 

[thraashman]

You might wanna suggest a good psychiatrist to your teacher. He sounds like he's got a few screws loose.

 

[DannyLove]

<< He is not lying. I was the one with the uranium rods. >>


LOL

 

[ArkAoss]

really? yakko? you knew Mr. Lagones? (spelling in name is wrong)

 

[ignorus]

hmm I wonder if a teacher like that should get reviewed by your school to make sure he doesn't freak out during class. Like if someone came to class during halloween dressed as one of those grey aliens, he would probably have a stroke.

 

[UberNeuman]

He spoke of the red and green viened mind-controller!!! Aggghhh!!!


Quickly! Dispatch Agent4327 to eliminate the Traitor! The rest of you - I want you to look at this pen I'm holding....

 

[dwil]

The Monty Python witch sceen comes to mind:

&quot;She turned me into a Newt.&quot;
&quot;You don't look like Newt.&quot;
&quot;Well... I got better.&quot;

 

[ArkAoss]

hey dwil, it's not nice to make fun of people with cleft pallettes...

 

[dimsum]

you sure they pulled out the rod? i think is still in there

 

[rhinox99]

How would shoving anything up his nose fix a problem with his ears?

 

[Pretender]

<< That when he was younger, he went deaf till the 5th grade, and his parents finally noticed it, they took him to a doctor, >>

If it took them 10 years to realize their child was deaf, no wonder he's so fscked up....

 

[ZeroCool420]

Hopefully he hasn't warped any fragile little minds with his story....

 

[dennilfloss]

&quot;How would shoving anything up his nose fix a problem with his ears?&quot;

Ask Dubya!

If you think he has speech problems now, you should have heard him in the 70s.

Cocaine (Eric Clapton)