I had a physical today...

Jeff7

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Was the doc nuzzling your neck while he administered the prostate exam?

 

Ns1

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You thought my finger slipped, but I meant to do that.
 

lupi

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Did you clench when you felt a hand on each shoulder and he said this may hurt a bit.
 

silverpig

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Remember, as much as you hate having some doc's finger up your butt, imagine being the doctor, having to stick his finger up the hairy sweaty cracks of anyone who walks in and asks for it.
 

KeithTalent

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Ahhhh, nothing like the smell of latex in the morning.

KT
 

nublikescake

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Originally posted by: silverpig
Remember, as much as you hate having some doc's finger up your butt, imagine being the doctor, having to stick his finger up the hairy sweaty cracks of anyone who walks in and asks for it.

Ha ha. That's some perspective...but he gets paid a shit load to do that (no pun intended).
 

Wag

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Originally posted by: nublikescake
Originally posted by: silverpig
Remember, as much as you hate having some doc's finger up your butt, imagine being the doctor, having to stick his finger up the hairy sweaty cracks of anyone who walks in and asks for it.

Ha ha. That's some perspective...but he gets paid a shit load to do that (no pun intended).

Every year I send him a Christmas card with which I include a latex glove with all the fingers cut out except the the index, and I blacken the tip with marker...