I had a classic bonehead moment with my wife

[Thorny]

We were in the car yesterday when my wife said "Dear, this really depresses me, take a look." She handed me her drivers license photo from when we got married and her newest license. I looked and explained that she looks wonderful and that new picture's just bad because she was still preggers with our twins.

Well, I guess I should have put some thought into that, because our twins are a year old now and she just got her new license 2 weeks ago. DAMMMNNNN that didn't work out well for me.

Anyone else in the doghouse this weekend??

Edit: For the record, she's not fat. The pic was just unflattering and more zoomed in to her face. She's just got crappy self esteem right now since she's not as skinny as she was before the pregnancy. Of course it's too late for too explain that to her now

 

[MX2]

Yup, you qualify for the bonehead award. Do something nice and sweet for her within the next few days. Make dinner, or give her some time away from the kids for a nice bubble bath. You'll be okay little doggy

 

[beemercer]

Funny story .

 

[SlowSpyder]

My wife is having trouble losing some of the wieght from her pregnancy too. Buy her some roses and double down on the oral, she'll forgive you

 

[Thorny]

Originally posted by: MX2
Yup, you qualify for the bonehead award. Do something nice and sweet for her within the next few days. Make dinner, or give her some time away from the kids for a nice bubble bath. You'll be okay little doggy

She's getting ready to go shopping now (big spring splurge), and I stayed home last night so she could go out with a friend from work. I'm crawling out of the hole, but this was an expensive mistake.

 

[Thorny]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
My wife is having trouble losing some of the wieght from her pregnancy too. Buy her some roses and double down on the oral, she'll forgive you

I was already doing that to try and get a new bike this year...

:evil:

 

[SlowSpyder]

Originally posted by: Thorny

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
My wife is having trouble losing some of the wieght from her pregnancy too. Buy her some roses and double down on the oral, she'll forgive you

I was already doing that to try and get a new bike this year...

:evil:

Tripple down?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Dance naked for her and she will realize she doesn't really need to impress you.

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

*closes eyes and slams face against table*

 

[DainBramaged]

Time for

 

[FoBoT]

good luck

she might let it go, in twenty years

 

[thomsbrain]

anytime she asks about her appearance, you might as well starting putting blankets in the dog house, because there is no way out.

 

[angminas]

If you'd said it at the right time, I would have told her to get over herself. Nothing wrong with looking pregnant when you are pregnant.

Being off by a year, though...ouch. That not thinking thing, it's rough on us men. I can't seem to break loose of it.

 

[Sphexi]

My wife looks better now even though she's pregnant, with our second kid to boot. Then again, in those times past, she was dating bone-head moocher losers, now she's married to me ....step up for her. Oh, and breast feeding is apparantly the best diet ever, cause she eats twice what I do and she can't keep the weight on, I can't get it off

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
anytime she asks about her appearance, you might as well starting putting blankets in the dog house, because there is no way out.

That's true, you find yourself trapped because no matter what you say they usually take it wrong.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
anytime she asks about her appearance, you might as well starting putting blankets in the dog house, because there is no way out.

i never had that problem when i was married

/was also very emphatic