I had a 5-page literary criticism paper due Thursday

[EyeMWing]

Just now hitting the literary criticism db's.

I'd rather die than become an english major.

Update:
1.25 pages done.

Thomas Stearns Eliot, more commonly known as T.S. Eliot was born an American citizen in 1888, but years later became a British subject. His literary accomplishments include a Nobel Prize in Literature, and his greatest works include a collection of four poems known as the Four Quartets and a single, standalone poem entitled The Wasteland. The Four Quartets illustrate the meaning of time to mankind and its true nature. He discusses time as it relates to normal humans, our impact on the future, and the inevitable progression of time.

Such a load of BS.

 

[MacBaine]

I'd rather die than become an english major

That works for me.

 

[J0hnny]

What's the subject of the paper on?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
What's the subject of the paper on?

Don't know yet. I'll let you know when I figure that out.

 

[oogabooga]

congrats on procrastinating?
why are you taking literary criticism if you don't intend on being an english major?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Don't worry, we'd rather you died too.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
congrats on procrastinating?
why are you taking literary criticism if you don't intend on being an english major?

They make us do one every year in our normal english classes. It's rediculously worthless. This is my fourth time doing one of these papers, and my fourth time procrastinating it into oblivion.

 

[Francodman]

go get high...those 5 pages will fly.

 

[3chordcharlie]

mine was due tuesday🙁

goodluck!

Edit - I've got as far as Start->Run->Winword

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Joy. I have a 6 page essay due... tomorrow for English Seminar. I have an outline done.... but thats it. I can't find the motivation to do it right now... and conisdering how much of it counts for my grade, I really have to start on it.

Life sucks, but then again, the bright side to it is that in less than 24 hours, it will all be done, and there will be a 5 day weekend. Joy.

 

[Anubis]

thursday? you have like a week, come back on wed night

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Anubis
thursday? you have like a week, come back on wed night

The PREVIOUS Thursday. The one that already passed.

 

[remagavon]

Meh english is fun 🙂

 

[EyeMWing]

I've written more in this thread than I have in MS Word. :heart: ATOT

I should just have a girl over and ensure that it will NOT get done.

 

[EyeMWing]

1.25 pages done.

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

I'd rather die than become an english major

That works for me.

ditto.

 

[EyeMWing]

Just had a thought - once this page gets indexed, I'm going to end up having to explain my "plagiarism" because of that paste.