I gotta know . . .

[XMan]

. . . can an orphan eat at a family restaurant?

. . . why is it when you go to a fast-food restaurant and get onion rings, there's always two french fries at the bottom? Are they trying to escape?

. . . if you bet a hooker $100 she can't make you orgasm, is that gambling or prostitution?

. . . when it comes to sex, I know "no means no", but what does, "Get that little thing away from me!" mean?

. . . if the Beatles had been Hawaiian, would the song been "Aloha, aloha" instead of "Hello, goodbye."?

. . . if you get the chance to swindle a dumb person out of a thousand bucks, would that be considered a no-brainer?

. . . is an epidemic of the clap a case of applause?

. . . would a Jewish ninja use a throwing Star of David?

. . . when you do a good deed, should you get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS?

 

[JimboTheConquer]

yes

yes

prostitution

Aloha, aloha

 

[snakesnfrogs]

. . .if I reply, am I neffing?

 

[XMan]

. . .if I reply, am I neffing?

This is neffing? I thought it was a joke thread . . .

 

[Moonbeam]

How'd they get those 8 big tomatoes in that itty bitty can?

 

[EvanFerguson]

wow, I totally read that with an open mind but each and everyone was really.......really awful.........

i'm sorry, i tried, promise........just was so anti-funny........:disgust:

 

[Schlocemus]

Funny that I know an actual person named Neff

 

[Colt45]

i thought most of it was funny.. but the beatles one was a little drab..

 

[Stallion]

I'm not to sure about "get that little thing away from me". I always hear "Oh my ,but aren't you a big boy"

 

[pulpp]

 

[HawkeyeNJ]

When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.

 

[HawkeyeNJ]

Cabbage should be eaten raw in fact that's Cole's Law.

A will is a relative thing.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.

An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

A guy who crosses the ocean twice without a shower is a dirty double crosser.

Home page: when your family makes your beeper go off.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Unborn twins are womb-mates.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

Love can be a touchy subject.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Blind people often work on-site.

A detective likes to have a brief case.