I got you now you little mofo.......

[Schadenfroh]

5 minutes ago i got woken up. I felt something rather large crawling all over my body. As soon as my eyes popped open i jumped up immediatly and i did not have my glasses on for i was sleeping just secounds before. I cannot see hardly at all without glasses or contacts. All i did see was something black jump from my arm and run across the room. I put on my glasses and searched the room without leaving my bed but found nothing. then i start hearing a strange noise. So i sit and listen for a while. Then i figure the sound is coming from the corner of my room between my dresser and the wall. I walk over there and i find what had been terrorizing me and what had disturbed my sleep. A roach is caught and struggling to get loose but is only making himself stick harder to the pad. The orkin man placed the sticky trap a few months ago. :beer: to him or i would not have found this creature that woke me up and scared the sh!t out of me. The question is, what do i do with the little bastage now?

but ill let him think about what he did in his trap for now, im going back to sleep

 

[Nebor]

Kill him and boil yourself. That's the most disgusting thing I've heard yet this morning. And we've been talking about scat fetishes and diseased vaginas.

 

[PatboyX]

oh man! i missed the thread about diseased vaginas...i need to go search, stat.

 

[Modeps]

You do realize that for the one roach that you see, there are like 20 you dont see right?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Modeps
You do realize that for the one roach that you see, there are like 20 you dont see right?

Well, looks like a day of keeping my feet up in the chair with me...

 

[Eli]

Cut it's head off and see if it really lives for 10 days.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Modeps
You do realize that for the one roach that you see, there are like 20 you dont see right?

Well, looks like a day of keeping my feet up in the chair with me...

thats nasty.........go get your house bombed

 

[virtuamike]

Microwave. Or lethal injection.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: captains

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Modeps
You do realize that for the one roach that you see, there are like 20 you dont see right?

Well, looks like a day of keeping my feet up in the chair with me...

thats nasty.........go get your house bombed

There are no roaches here. But I'm creeped out by the thought that there are so many roaches in the world.

 

[loup garou]

Haha...it was probably just crawling out of your ear after laying a brood of eggs.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: werk
Haha...it was probably just crawling out of your ear after laying a brood of eggs.

Why do people keep saying gross stuff today?

 

[hjo3]

Cockroaches? I thought only ppl who lived in slums had those. Gross.

 

[Regs]

Ewwwwwwwwww! @ Ewwww @ eggs lol.

 

[lancestorm]

Here's an idea: clean your friggin place up!!!

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
oh man! i missed the thread about diseased vaginas...i need to go search, stat.

Anyone know the thread?

 

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: lancestorm

Originally posted by: PatboyX
oh man! i missed the thread about diseased vaginas...i need to go search, stat.

Anyone know the thread?

Knock yourself out

 

[richardycc]

is it a hissing cockroach or this thing must be huge if you can hear it!

 

[rh71]

that's nasty. I'd leave it in the trap so it'll die of starvation...

I was after a spider in my bedroom one night... it hopped (?!) and escaped my view so I let it go for the night... I was working on my laptop in bed in the dark so the only light was coming from the screen... what do I know... about 30 minutes later something made my ear itch... and I have this feeling it's a bug (like always when something suddenly itches)... I swatted it and it turned out to be the spider... mofo saw the light and made its way across the room to me... I got it now - that little mofo... squished... good thing it was an avg size household spider... I hate those things and the thought of squeezing them is worse.

 

[SWScorch]

why are people so disgusted by cockroaches? I think spiders are much worse

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: werk
Haha...it was probably just crawling out of your ear after laying a brood of eggs.

hahahahaha

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: werk
Haha...it was probably just crawling out of your ear after laying a brood of eggs.

:Q :Q

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: werk
Haha...it was probably just crawling out of your ear after laying a brood of eggs.

:Q :Q

its a good thing im fully awake now, if i had read that a few hours ago when i posted this when i was strung out on cold medicine....

 

[RossMAN]

Flush it down the toilet.

Bug bomb your house.

 

[Schadenfroh]

been almost 4 days, the little guy is still alive and trapped, how long do these dang things live??? i would have died by this time due to lack of water

 

[sygyzy]

You are comparing yourself to a roach? Nice.