- Dec 26, 2004
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So the other night I decided to take a shower early. I went into the bathroom, did a number 2, then took a shower -- I save the flush for after the shower so the water in the shower doesn't get cold. I do my thing, and come back into the bedroom. A few hours later, she decides to take a shower. So she does, and comes back. A little while after, we go to sleep. Fast forward to the next day. We drive to her house because she was going to have some friends over and wanted to spend some time at her house for spring break. We get to her house, and her brother comes into the room. As my GF was doing something, she knocked over a glass of water. Naturally, I say "Nice move bowel" .. and she says, "Watch what you say, I'll kick the sh!t out of you!" Or something like that. I say, you don't have to kick the sh!t out of me, I have perfectly fine bowel movements. She says, "I know, you forgot to flush yesterday."
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