Yes I did, I got her a dildo/vibrator...hahahahah...it's pink with multispeed and "lifelike" texture. This is what Im going to do. Im going to wrap the easily noticable package in wrapping paper and keep it in the back seat of my car. Then, on our way to dinner at this nice resturaunt, I'll be telling her that I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. When we get to the resturaunt, I'll pull the wrapped gift out of the backseat and surprise her. But I'm going to hold on to it until we sit down at the table and get comfortable. (By the way, Im going to carry a black plastic bag in my jacket.) Once at the table, I'll give her the gift where she'll tear off the wrapping paper and she'll suddenly be filled with laughter, embarressment, and anger. And the bright package with pictures will be on the table or in her hands and she won't have anywhere to put it. After a few minutes of this, I'll whip out the black plastic bag and tease her for a few minutes before I give it to her. Hahahhahahaha, I can't wait. She'll love the gift, but it's the delivery that matters, right? 
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