I got married and don't know what happens when you get divorced

[OverVolt]

Do I get to keep all my stuff?

 

[SandEagle]

:\ / 10

 

[z1ggy]

weak/10

 

[rudder]

You keep the horse.

 

[diesbudt]

:\ / 10

This

 

[OverVolt]

Do they cut the house in half with a saw or what?

 

[rudeguy]

You keep the horse.

The horse takes off

 

[OverVolt]

Since you cannot realistically cut a horse in half, I was thinking of spending all my money on horses, AHAHAHAHAHHAH genius.

 

[diesbudt]

Since you cannot realistically cut a horse in half, I was thinking of spending all my money on horses, AHAHAHAHAHHAH genius.

thinking....
thinking....

Interesting solution.

 

[Farmer]

Should've left it with horse.

 

[Jeeebus]

Do they cut the house in half with a saw or what?

I appreciate the effort, but you're not helping the cause with your subsequent posts in this thread.

 

[OverVolt]

I appreciate the effort, but you're not helping the cause with your subsequent posts in this thread.

:sneaky:

 

[OverVolt]

Are lawyers expensive? I don't think this will be very problematic.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Are lawyers expensive? I don't think this will be very problematic.

Plenty of cheap ones here at AT.

Most will give advice for a six pack:sneaky:

 

[Raizinman]

Your best bet is to keep it friendly. Once one person starts to get greedy or vengeful, all hell breaks lose. Now is the time to get rid of your porn collection, alcohol and box of sex goodies under your bed. Divorce is normally tougher on the men. Depending on kids and your gross income, you could be paying for many many years while living in an apartment near the airport.