I got free food!

ThePresence

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I was in a small local store just looking around for something to munch on. I think I was the only one in there. The guy behind the counter asked me if I know anything about computers. I told him yes. His computer monitor wouldnt go on. I showed him that he pulled the plug out accidentaly. He couldn't connect to his network. I reset his router.

I got free food.

:)
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
A bag of potato chips, a few oranges, or a nice steak?
Unfortunately, it wasn't much, just a few groceries.
But free is good. :)
 

waggy

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well what you get? crappy food or good stuff?


when i was 19 or so i seen a older guy next to a car. it had broken down. so i gave the guy a lift to KFC where he was a manager. he gave a bucket of 5 breast and 2 large mashed potatoes. hehe
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: waggy
well what you get? crappy food or good stuff?
when i was 19 or so i seen a older guy next to a car. it had broken down. so i gave the guy a lift to KFC where he was a manager. he gave a bucket of 5 breast and 2 large mashed potatoes. hehe
Nah, it was nothing like that.
Just a few small things.
 

SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: waggy
well what you get? crappy food or good stuff?
when i was 19 or so i seen a older guy next to a car. it had broken down. so i gave the guy a lift to KFC where he was a manager. he gave a bucket of 5 breast and 2 large mashed potatoes. hehe
Nah, it was nothing like that.
Just a few small things.
Like what? ATOT wants to know. ;)
 

tfinch2

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: waggy
well what you get? crappy food or good stuff?
when i was 19 or so i seen a older guy next to a car. it had broken down. so i gave the guy a lift to KFC where he was a manager. he gave a bucket of 5 breast and 2 large mashed potatoes. hehe
Nah, it was nothing like that.
Just a few small things.

Why won't you just list the stuff? Are you ashamed? Was it a weird combination of stuff like: adult diapers, a firelog, and vegetable oil or something?
 

ThePresence

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LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D
 

SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D
You get through to the second round.
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D
You get through to the second round.
Weak. I was waiting for you to demand pics. :p
 

SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D
You get through to the second round.
Weak. I was waiting for you to demand pics. :p
Pics of your few rolls of toilet paper? ;)

How do you buy rolls of toilet paper 3 at a time? :confused::p
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D
You get through to the second round.
Weak. I was waiting for you to demand pics. :p
Pics of your few rolls of toilet paper? ;)

How do you buy rolls of toilet paper 3 at a time? :confused::p
Why did you decide it was 3?
It was one package of 6, I believe.
And now, I am about to watch The Prestige.
Laterz.
 

SmoochyTX

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Apr 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D
You get through to the second round.
Weak. I was waiting for you to demand pics. :p
Pics of your few rolls of toilet paper? ;)

How do you buy rolls of toilet paper 3 at a time? :confused::p
Why did you decide it was 3?
It was one package of 6, I believe.
And now, I am about to watch The Prestige.
Laterz.
Double rolls I hope. You should get your money's worth. :D
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: waggy
well what you get? crappy food or good stuff?
when i was 19 or so i seen a older guy next to a car. it had broken down. so i gave the guy a lift to KFC where he was a manager. he gave a bucket of 5 breast and 2 large mashed potatoes. hehe
Nah, it was nothing like that.
Just a few small things.

Why won't you just list the stuff? Are you ashamed? Was it a weird combination of stuff like: adult diapers, a firelog, and vegetable oil or something?

Homer trying to casually buy illegal fireworks:

Let me have one of those porno magazines... large box of condoms... a bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.
 

Alone

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Why did you decide it was 3?
It was one package of 6, I believe.
And now, I am about to watch The Prestige.Laterz.

Good thing you have some TP, now. You're gonna sh!t yourself in amazement after watching the movie.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
LOL, It was a bag of chips, a bottle of Fresca, a can of Red Bull, some breath mints and a few rolls of toilet paper. Satisfied? :D

WEAK!
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
I was in a small local store just looking around for something to munch on. I think I was the only one in there. The guy behind the counter asked me if I know anything about computers. I told him yes. His computer monitor wouldnt go on. I showed him that he pulled the plug out accidentaly. He couldn't connect to his network. I reset his router.

I got free food.

:)
I like free food and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny