i got fired from my job what is america coming to

[wheresmybacon]

How can you think it's going to go any way other than that....

 

[dank69]

50years ago this crap never happen youd get a thankyou aprecciate your thoughtfulnes and wanting to help a brother out not 'yousaid something nice n kind but we donot like it get out your job goodbye' thats what im talking about in this country

50 years ago fatty would have shot your fat ass and taken 4 burgers.

 

[PimpJuice]

This is probably your best pome ever

 

[Perknose]

OP, either trying too hard or not trying hard enough. Either way, you're one big bucket of Southern Fried Fail.

 

[artikk]

Are you dyslexic?

Nah he's s a troll.

 

[BrokenVisage]

And now, for a pome..

 

[Oyeve]

If story is true, you deserved to be fired. You are/were a cashier, take money, put in register, give change. You dont give advice to a customer and comment on their eating habits. If that happened to me I would have pimp-slapped you and probably robbed you.

If story is fake, thanks for the chuckle!

 

[Ryland]

its people like that who hate some1 for how they talk/type/waht they say who was my boss an got me fire an the same type people are everywhere ist ridicelous aymore

I would have fired you in an instant if I found out your grammar/lack of writing skills was so horrid. Spell check is your friend as is punctuation.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I don't know what else to do but take the post seriously so...

You're really stupid if you think someone walking up to a fast food counter and ordering 3000 calories worth of food is interested in your "helpful" advice. They know what they are doing. The fact that they're doing it means that they accept the consequences. Besides, if people were giving you the same kind of "help" everywhere you went, how long would it be before you were shouting "STFU I know what I'm doing goddammit" at all of them. MYOB is the best policy.

 

[Krynj]

http://forums.anandtech.com/search.php?searchid=905294&pp=25

Not buying this thread.

 

[Lummex]

Still my favorite troll ever.

Thanks for the laugh

 

[dpodblood]

if you speak the way you type, i would have fired you too

This...

 

[RedRooster]

The customer is ALWAYS right.

 

[olds]

 

[dank69]

here i made pome to cheer you up:

there goes that quack Brainmanahan,
hopped up on crack and cheap Hennigans,
spewing this crap and shenanigans,
trying to act like a man again,
thinks he can snag a ten of ten,
but really just jacked in his hand again,
denied a fat man his big mac and then,
bitch-slapped and got shit-canned again

 

[sandorski]

here i made pome to cheer you up:

there goes that quack Brainmanahan,
hopped up on crack and cheap Hennigans,
spewing this crap and shenanigans,
trying to act like a man again,
thinks he can snag a ten of ten,
but really just jacked in his hand again,
denied a fat man his big mac and then,
bitch-slapped and got shit-canned again

10/10

thread saved

 

[SP33Demon]

I don't always troll, but when I do, I troll with bad grammar.

 

[Jeeebus]

Haven't other people on this forum gotten in trouble for trolling like this? I have seen a couple of posts from brianmanahan where he doesn't write like a complete moron. This is just a blatant troll by him.

If you look at his posts from when he joined, he wrote in perfect English. It was only with his "pome" thread that this new schtick was invented. I'm pretty sure he just gave his account to a banned member and the rest was history. Mods could probably confirm with a quick IP check.

 

[rasczak]

here i made pome to cheer you up:

there goes that quack Brainmanahan,
hopped up on crack and cheap Hennigans,
spewing this crap and shenanigans,
trying to act like a man again,
thinks he can snag a ten of ten,
but really just jacked in his hand again,
denied a fat man his big mac and then,
bitch-slapped and got shit-canned again

That was dope yo!

 

[Cogman]

If you look at his posts from when he joined, he wrote in perfect English. It was only with his "pome" thread that this new schtick was invented. I'm pretty sure he just gave his account to a banned member and the rest was history. Mods could probably confirm with a quick IP check.

Even in more recent posts he uses pretty good English. It is only threads like this one where he goes all out stupid with his English.

This is a pretty blatant troll.

 

[Soundmanred]

Lame troll.

 

[TheNinja]

Maybe you should eat from the value menu too you tub of lard

 

[HN]

trolls put the sexy in dyslexic

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

I gave up..

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Go be fat somewhere else. Fatty.