I got bored so I decided to call into Jim Cramer's MAD MONEY

[mobobuff]

If someone asked me what shens smells like, I'd say it smells like PAB. Post-mortem Autopsied Bowel.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
no verification of the stock before the show airs, shens.

As part of the disclaimer, I cant tell you what stock I'm going to ask about before 7PM jackass. Are you just wanting to get hit with an SEC insider trading charge?

convenient loophole. If you can't slip in a single code word into your call, then you are full of it.

Hi, I am PAB and I want to talk about Endicott Steel, GIGGITY.

See, that wasn't so hard.

I there isn't someone saying giggity on mad money, then it is shens once again. Feel free to use a different word as long as you post it here first.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: PAB
Well, no chance in pulling a fast one on y'all since I'm a pathalogical liar! I'm gonna go curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep now.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

I'm being to subtle apparently in my allusion to PAB being a girl.

 

[bahbahbooey]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Scream out Bababooey! at the end.

i agree

 

[TreyRandom]

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

He'll just say that he wasn't the first caller after all... blah, blah, blah.

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: PAB
Well, y'all are asses. I'm gonna eat dinner now.

:thumbsup: for cheesesteaks!

Aren't you still on hold?

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
no verification of the stock before the show airs, shens.

As part of the disclaimer, I cant tell you what stock I'm going to ask about before 7PM jackass.

then you better be prepared to identify yourself as Pscho Andy to Jim, otherwise shens.

and you said you can't TRADE the stock before 7, not mention it.

you also don't seem to understand what insider trading is either.

Somehow, I dont feel like finding out the hard way.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: bahbahbooey

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Scream out Bababooey! at the end.

i agree

2 votes seals the deal.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
no verification of the stock before the show airs, shens.

As part of the disclaimer, I cant tell you what stock I'm going to ask about before 7PM jackass.

then you better be prepared to identify yourself as Pscho Andy to Jim, otherwise shens.

and you said you can't TRADE the stock before 7, not mention it.

you also don't seem to understand what insider trading is either.

Somehow, I dont feel like finding out the hard way.

I'm pretty sure Google or Wikipedia could provide you with extensive details on what is and isn't insider trading. But that would be too convenient and make you look like an even bigger tool, wouldn't it?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

He'll just say that he wasn't the first caller after all... blah, blah, blah.

Which is completely plausible.

People, PAB doesn't lie about everything.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
no verification of the stock before the show airs, shens.

As part of the disclaimer, I cant tell you what stock I'm going to ask about before 7PM jackass.

then you better be prepared to identify yourself as Pscho Andy to Jim, otherwise shens.

and you said you can't TRADE the stock before 7, not mention it.

you also don't seem to understand what insider trading is either.

Somehow, I dont feel like finding out the hard way.

That's ok. I have a feeling that asking you for stock tips is the equivalent of asking Khrushchev for tips on statesmanship.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: mugsWhich is completely plausible.

People, PAB doesn't lie about everything.

he has shenned enough that he is in shens purgatory for every post until proven otherwise.

it's that whole crying wolf thing...

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TreyRandom

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

He'll just say that he wasn't the first caller after all... blah, blah, blah.

Which is completely plausible.

People, PAB doesn't lie about everything.

assuming his name really is PAB....

 

[Steve]

Ask for stock prospects on NEF.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Sinsear

Originally posted by: PAB
Well, y'all are asses. I'm gonna eat dinner now.

:thumbsup: for cheesesteaks!

Aren't you still on hold?

Nope. He already took my call.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

He'll just say that he wasn't the first caller after all... blah, blah, blah.

At 7PM, I will post a new thread listing all the people that I have pwned.

Might want to grab a lawnchair in advance. Its going to be a long list.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: TreyRandom

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

He'll just say that he wasn't the first caller after all... blah, blah, blah.

At 7PM, I will post a new thread listing all the people that I have pwned.

Might want to grab a lawnchair in advance. Its going to be a long list.

you still haven't explained how telling us what stock you inquired about violates insider trading laws...

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: TreyRandom

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Tizyler
I hope the first person on lightning round is a girl.

and that would help us how?

He keeps saying hes going to be the first one on LR. If it was a girl, then we wouldn't have to listen to PAB try to prove to us that he was the first caller.

According to Candy, I am FIRST UP FOR THE LIGHTING ROUND

He'll just say that he wasn't the first caller after all... blah, blah, blah.

At 7PM, I will post a new thread listing all the people that I have pwned.

Might want to grab a lawnchair in advance. Its going to be a long list.

Do you realize how pathetic you are?