I GOT A THREATENING LETTER!! CHECK IT OUT!!

[extra]

forward...a couple months ago, i made out wif this gurl, she has a bf...now, keep in mind, that i didn't exactly force anything on her, in fact, i turned her down for sex so it wasn't like i was using her......anyway, so i felt pretty bad and felt bad for her BF so i basically have ignored her since out of respect for THIS GUY RIGHT HERE...so now i get this letter, he shulda said something earlier...anyway, it's kinda amusing so i just had to post it here...i will apologize to this gurl, but it's just kinda funny how threatened i feel, especially considering i have 2 hunting rifles under my bed...i wrote back and said that i forwarded his letter to the police (i didnt actualyl, i'm not THAT mean, i swear!)..enjoy..

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George it's been forever. How are you? So how is your health George? Good
I trust? I hope your good health doesn't expire, in say a couple of days.
See George I have been hearing things, things that do not please me. Now
two things can happen George; One, you can come to Jessica's house and
personally apologize, or two you and I can have a talk. You can expect
unhappy results if I have to find you and drag your sorry ass to Jessie and
force an apoligy from you. YOu have 4 days to say your sorry to Jessie
personally starting november 11th 2000, or You and I will get to know each
other personally. I know where you live I know what your car looks like and
I know where you go to school. I have more weapons than you have brain
cells left and if you think friends can keep me away your mistaken. Do NOT
take my threat lightly cause I'm not the only one wanting a peace of kicking
your ass. 4 days George. Oh few more things your a sloppy kissing, slutty,
small dicked computer geek, who has to lie about other people to make
himself feel good. YOur not a good person, and you should thank God that no
one has killed you yet. Here's to your health George, hope it lasts.
~
PS Ever hear of the anarchists cookbook? It has several very cool ways to
send a car to hell. See that way when you go to hell your car can join you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[BA]

If you really want to piss him off, accuse him of being a repressed homosexual. He's been stalking you...

And if he really does mean to kill you, he's quite stupid. It's obviously premeditated now.

But come on, hunting rifles aren't exactly the best self-defense weapon.

 

[Namuna]

2 Things...

First: You SHOULD give that letter to the Police. There's some seriously disturbing stuff in that letter man.

Second: DAMN! That's a GOOD letter! I'm going to keep a copy of it, in case I need to plagiarize it in the future.

 

[Balt]

Hmmmm, you said you didn't turn that into the police, but perhaps you should. There's a difference between a little dishonest hanky-panky and death threats.

I'm not justifying your actions in the least, but I don't think you have to put up with that threatening crap.

At the very least, show it to someone you trust so that if you die they'll know why.

 

[Regine]

Or, before this gets out of hand - if you seriously feel threatened by this guy, you could call the police.

Edit: I see that there are some people here with common sense.

 

[kami]

the guy looks like a bunch of hot air to me..

 

[SpeedGod]

looks like he doens't have a life. Oh well. hope everything works out.

 

[Pennstate]

How about calling the FBI and tell them that this guy plans to shoot some people in your school? Just say this guy is threatening to hurt you with guns and bombs on SCHOOL GROUND. I'll bet they'll jump on it.

 

[Pennstate]

Thank God I don't live in the Gun barrel of America.

 

[BA]

Especially when he gives a date. At the very least, a day off of school!

 

[Rastus]

Definately give that letter to the police.

You do not owe that girl or her boyfriend an apology. What would you apologize to her for, not boning her? They need to get real.

If you do not confront this issue head on, and as soon as possible, this guy will be bullying you for the rest of your life.

Of course, if you want to handle it yourself, just be aware of the possible consequences (getting your ass kicked, arested, property loss, etc...). Of course, the worst consequence I could think of would be for you to actually get stuck with that girl for a girlfriend.

 

[chiwawa626]

accuse the girl of sexual harrisment, and say she tryed to have sex and make out with u when u dodnt want to ,....then get a restraint so she cant be near u

 

[goog40]

And forward the letter to everyone who knows the guy

nm that probably wouldnt be good idea seeing as how messed up this guy could be

 

[Killer Ape]

Send the letter back with a note explaining that "your" is a possesive pronomial adjective and "you're" is the contraction of "you are".

Good grammar ALWAYS kicks ass.

(You really should call the Police as well.)

 

[Killer Ape]

Oh, and Pennstate, what ARE you talking about? I grew up in Maryland and went to school for 7 years in Pennsylvania. Talk about states populated with gun toting rednecks.

Granted, they ain't Texas, but let's get real .

 

[Passions]

LOL killer ape.

seriously that guy sounds like a homo. email him back and tell him that you're sorry but you graduated from the 4th grade years ago. and this apologize or im going to kick your ass kinda things don't work anymore. and that if you are going to apologize you will do it on your own terms, not because some dumb goof tells you to.

 

[extra]

hehe...
yeah, well, i'm gonna write him a nice *sane* letter back....i kinda feel bad for this guy....if i get anymore threats though, i WILL notify the police...

 

[Soybomb]

Just email the guy and tell him that the police have been given a copy of the letter and will be notified of any further problems. That'll probably be enough to scare him into leaving you alone

edit: forget what I said, I like Red's idea better *starts the porn music*

 

[extra]

LMAO....yeah, well, the ironic thing is the one time when i went to his room, there was a porn in his vcr!!!

anyway, i wrote him a nice sane letter back, looking forward to a reply..i think i'm gonna catch sum sleep and check back in the mornin!

 

[rahvin]

Do what I did when some dumb ass semi-boyfriend sent me a threatening email. Take the girl, make her yours even if you don't want her. Notify the police of his behavior. Mine ended up stalking the girl after she dumped him and ended up in jail on a $50,000 bond. Take threats seriously man, you never know who is nutzo these days. You should definately forward the email to your school's administrators and to the police. He has made bodily threats against you and it would be best that people in authority know that IF something does happen.

 

[RGN]

Do two things,

1) Turn that letter in, if this wacko does anythig inthe future (no 4 days, but LATER) that Police will have that as HARD evidence.

2)bang the girl on the bathroom floor

R

 

[Pennstate]

killer ape, I live in Baltimore now. As long as I am not in the drug-dealing business, I don't see many guns

 

[Spindler]

yes, definitely. have sex with her. nothing will drive this man more insane than you f*cking the snitzit out of his gf that is trying so hard to "protect". he sounds like an overjealous, overpossessive ahole with little dick syndrome. nothing is more gratifying than him knowing that you had just had hot monkey jungle sex with his gf.

and you definitely want to turn that letter in to police. or at least file a report w/ your school/campus police.

 

[OS]

<< Oh, next time his girlfriends comes on to you, lay the wood to her >>



LOL

That letter sound like it came from a little dog, all bark and no bite. Hand it over to the police and see if he talks so tough then.

 

[juiio]

99.9999% of the time, if a person threatens you and tries to scare you by dropping in the words &quot;anarchists cookbook&quot;, he's just full of shiit.