I got a splinter...

[NuclearNed]

...in my left nipple. I was splitting & hauling firewood yesterday. Just thought you should know.

Merry Christmas,
NuclearNed

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm disappointed, no Bunyonesque tale of derring do?
Merry Christmas!

 

[NuclearNed]

I'm disappointed, no Bunyonesque tale of derring do?
Merry Christmas!

The wife helped me dig it out with a needle. Now there's you a story right there.

 

[mnewsham]

No pics of said splinter in said nipple?

I am disappointed

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

The wife helped me dig it out with a needle. Now there's you a story right there.

Only if it was a knitting needle and you had to bite on a piece of harness.

 

[skyking]

OUCH. tender tender.

 

[NuclearNed]

No pics of said splinter in said nipple?

I am disappointed

You're welcome.

 

[SandEagle]

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I dun see no splintah

 

[NuclearNed]

I dun see no splintah

It's already out.

 

[BoomerD]

I totally read the title as "I got a sphincter."

:biggrin:

 

[skyking]

come on Boomer, pull your head out!

 

[BoomerD]

come on Boomer, pull your head out!

But how else will I maintain my shitty outlook on life?

 

[Dirigible]

You're welcome.

Great. Didn't have lube handy and now I'm all chafed.

 

[mnewsham]

Great. Didn't have lube handy and now I'm all chafed.

After 1 go? That's sad.

 

[BoomerD]

After 1 go? That's sad.

He's lying...(he's a liar LAWYER) he has serious callouses...chafing not found.

 

[Exterous]

You're welcome.

I hope thats a permanent tatoo

 

[Leros]

You're welcome.

I'm not sure I can believe your story unless I see a picture containing a bloody nipple, a needle, and female hands.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Does that count as a nipple piercing?

 

[BoomerD]

I'm curious...did you have your neighbor, Carl, come remove that nasty splinter for you?