I got a paper cut on my splinter wound.

[Sqube]

I get a nice sized splinter (just under half an inch; yes, I measured it) in my middle finger. I can't get it through the hole it went in, so I had to come at it from the top. That was yesterday.

Today, I'm opening a pack of paper and get a lovely slice right there. First of all, whose idea was it to make it hurt this fucking much? Second of all, what did I do to deserve this?

Discuss (my injuries, or your own office scars).

 

[tefleming]

Fix it with Super Glue FTW.

I'm not kidding, it's actually the same stuff in Liquid Bandage, just cheaper.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

MEDIIIIC!!!!1!1!!!

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: tefleming
Fix it with Super Glue FTW.

I'm not kidding, it's actually the same stuff in Liquid Bandage, just cheaper.

I think Liquid Bandage has a lot more alcohol in it. It seems if you put it on anything bigger then a little scratch, it stings.

 

[Vonkhan]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
MEDIIIIC!!!!1!1!!!

I'm a medic

/RtCW MP German Accent

 

[Nitemare]

Well if you get a few more paper cuts on top of it, maybe you can get it out...

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Well if you get a few more paper cuts on top of it, maybe you can get it out...

sounds like he got it out the day it happened, but left himself with a decent little wound from the wood extraction.

paper cuts and splinters are probably two of the worst non-threatening cut-type injuries. they both suck, a lot. lol

 

[kranky]

Tip o' the day: do not buy lemonade in an overfilled glass.

 

[nakedfrog]

"Karma"

 

[Phoenix86]

*hands you some salt*

Might as well get this out of the way...