I got a job today!

[dquan97]

Yay! Got a job for the CA Franchise Tax Board! Job starts in a couple weeks.

To all who might remember me applying to the Air Force, the recruiter told me that they weren't hiring Network Admin officers, and he wouldn't return any of my phone calls. That got me turned off from the military, but I will still be willing to die for my country if called to.

 

[acidvoodoo]

horay

 

[Antisocial Virge]

Wow, a military recruiter that didn't want to return phonecalls? Do you have 3 arms or something?

 

[bleeb]

Congratulations!

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Antisocial-Virge
Wow, a military recruiter that didn't want to return phonecalls? Do you have 3 arms or something?

wouldn't that be a plus?

"I can type at 200 words per minute!"

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: Antisocial-Virge
Wow, a military recruiter that didn't want to return phonecalls? Do you have 3 arms or something?

3 arms, you'd be able to fire 2 rifles sequentially! How would he NOT get hired? They'd clone him.

Pete

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete

Originally posted by: Antisocial-Virge
Wow, a military recruiter that didn't want to return phonecalls? Do you have 3 arms or something?

3 arms, you'd be able to fire 2 rifles sequentially! How would he NOT get hired? They'd clone him.

Pete

2 M-60s AND throw a grenade.

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete

Originally posted by: Antisocial-Virge
Wow, a military recruiter that didn't want to return phonecalls? Do you have 3 arms or something?

3 arms, you'd be able to fire 2 rifles sequentially! How would he NOT get hired? They'd clone him.

Pete

2 M-60s AND throw a grenade.

but his aim with the rifles would be horrible. he's need at least 5 arms to get it done correctly

 

[Zim Hosein]

Congrats dquan97

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

With 3 arms, imagine what a rewarding experience surfing for porn on the internet could be.
Screw employment... I would never leave the house.

 

[rh71]

Congrats! Sometimes I think I need to change jobs.

 

[Lvis]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
With 3 arms, imagine what a rewarding experience surfing for porn on the internet could be.
Screw employment... I would never leave the house.

lol

no more one handed typing... think of the productivity!

 

[RobCur]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Congratulations!

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: L vis

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
With 3 arms, imagine what a rewarding experience surfing for porn on the internet could be.
Screw employment... I would never leave the house.

lol

no more one handed typing... think of the productivity!

lol

 

[MrsHoneybee]

Congratulations.

 

[DaWhim]

congrats!

 

[notfred]

I may be sending you a check shortly.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: notfred
I may be sending you a check shortly.

Not unless it's for Child Support

<-- assigned to child support dept.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: cliftonite

Originally posted by: L vis

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
With 3 arms, imagine what a rewarding experience surfing for porn on the internet could be.
Screw employment... I would never leave the house.

lol

no more one handed typing... think of the productivity!

lol

haha

 

[Spac3d]

Congrats

 

[kermalou]

congratulations, now i know who to direct my angst at.

j/k

 

[MaxDepth]

Congrats for being gainfully employed.


And I'm willing for you to die for your country, too.

j/k

 

[Evadman]

Congrats! They got any more openings?

 

[LaLaLand]

need a ride to the unemployment office monday?

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: notfred
I may be sending you a check shortly.

Not unless it's for Child Support

<-- assigned to child support dept.

Ok, I won't be sending you a child support check, but....

Even if I did have to pay child support, shouldn't it go to the child's mother, and not the state?