I got a gerbil!

[GasX]

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If richard gere can do it I can too
I get undressed, I start to lube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me

Goooo, gerbil, go!

Burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing i forgot about
how am i supposed to get you out?

so now my gerbil is on easy street
its more than cozy and theres plenty to eat
got to find a way to get him out of his hole
i tried crowbars i tried wires
i almost had him with a pair of plyers
i tried cheese but he's not biting
i wish this wasn't so exciting

Goooo, gerbil, go

Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f***er
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he is very very still...

Now its too late, My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole:music:

Stephen Lynch rules!

 

[iamwiz82]

He is a great lyricist 😀

 

This explains all your actions as of late, this also explains your Avatar.

 

[LordThing]

Well, don't put it up there.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Roger
This explains all your actions as of late, this also explains your Avatar.

I lob em in, you just hit 'em out of the park, eh Roger?

 

[Quixfire]

ARMAGEDDON.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
ARMAGEDDON.

It's always important to have a safe word!

 

[lokiju]

Got me laughing.