I got a full-body massage yesterday...

[Scarpozzi]

It was pretty good, but unfortunately, it was a legit massage studio and not one of the ones out by the Interstate.

The chick rubbin' on scarpozzi was pretty hot and really knew how to use her elbows to help scarpozzi's back before he hits the ski slopes on Sunday.

 

[CraigRT]

mmmm hot chicka body massage

sounds fun dood!!

 

[Alternex]

Do you always talk in the third person?

 

[FuZoR]

you sound a wee bit excited ;-)

lol...

 

[vi edit]

Full service > Full Body

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Alternex
Do you always talk in the third person?

Scarpozzi only talks this way at press conferences and for narraratives.

 

[yowolabi]

No happy endings?

 

[tarheelmm]

It doesnt sound like a 'full body' massage to me!

 

[conjur]

Something tells me scarpozzi is going to wish he'd gotten the FBM after the ski slopes hit him!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: conjur
Something tells me scarpozzi is going to wish he'd gotten the FBM after the ski slopes hit him!

I can always go back.

Yeah...no happy ending.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Alternex
Do you always talk in the third person?

Scarpozzi only talks this way at press conferences and for narraratives.

You mean like DuffMan? Ooh yeah!

 

[Nocturnal]

I thought it was against the law to have a lady massage a man and vice versa?

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I thought it was against the law to have a lady massage a man and vice versa?

Uh, no. Not even close. Where the hell did you even come up with a stupid idea like that?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I thought it was against the law to have a lady massage a man and vice versa?

You thought wrong.

 

[OutHouse]

Im going to school Massage Therapy school. would you like me to give you one? :lips:
My school

Right now im learing Shiatsu, next semester in June is when i start Swedish soft tissue/deep tissue massage. My wife and mother-in-law are really enjoying the benifits

No it is not illegal to give a massage to the opposite sex. Just have to be very very careful when massaging the chest and not accidently touch any breast tissue.

 

[Mr N8]

I got one a couple weeks ago(deep tissue), and I hurt like hell for like 2 days, and then I woke up the third day, and felt awesome. If it didn't cost as much as it does, I would be in there every week.

 

[Dhawk]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I thought it was against the law to have a lady massage a man and vice versa?

Uh, no. Not even close. Where the hell did you even come up with a stupid idea like that?

I think it should be mandatory that massages be performed by the opposite sex

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Im going to school Massage Therapy school. would you like me to give you one? :lips:
My school

Right now im learing Shiatsu, next semester in June is when i start Swedish soft tissue/deep tissue massage. My wife and mother-in-law are really enjoying the benifits

No it is not illegal to give a massage to the opposite sex. Just have to be very very careful when massaging the chest and not accidently touch any breast tissue.

How about making a video of how to give a good back rub? I took a quarter-long class in full body massage in college...it was worth it!

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Citrix
Im going to school Massage Therapy school. would you like me to give you one? :lips:
My school

Right now im learing Shiatsu, next semester in June is when i start Swedish soft tissue/deep tissue massage. My wife and mother-in-law are really enjoying the benifits

No it is not illegal to give a massage to the opposite sex. Just have to be very very careful when massaging the chest and not accidently touch any breast tissue.

How about making a video of how to give a good back rub? I took a quarter-long class in full body massage in college...it was worth it!

Dude a good back massage is great, but if you really want to make sombody melt learn how to do a proper foot massage.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Dude a good back massage is great, but if you really want to make sombody melt learn how to do a proper foot massage.

Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fvck you.
Vincent:You give 'em alot?
Jules: Fvck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Yo man, you just back off. I'm gettin' a little pissed here.

 

[Kerouactivist]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
It was pretty good, but unfortunately, it was a legit massage studio and not one of the ones out by the Interstate.

The chick rubbin' on scarpozzi was pretty hot and really knew how to use her elbows to help scarpozzi's back before he hits the ski slopes on Sunday.

Just don't hit the slopes with Ross.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Citrix
Im going to school Massage Therapy school. would you like me to give you one? :lips:
My school

Right now im learing Shiatsu, next semester in June is when i start Swedish soft tissue/deep tissue massage. My wife and mother-in-law are really enjoying the benifits

No it is not illegal to give a massage to the opposite sex. Just have to be very very careful when massaging the chest and not accidently touch any breast tissue.

How about making a video of how to give a good back rub? I took a quarter-long class in full body massage in college...it was worth it!

Dude a good back massage is great, but if you really want to make sombody melt learn how to do a proper foot massage.

Actually, that's my specialty! = ) My fiance is a very happy lady...

 

[gtsukada]

did she use a feather duster like in zoolander?