i got a bot to say it'll marry me :P

Aves

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Did you keep repeating this:


[03:55:20] <Walleye> pizza
[03:55:22] <Walleye> sex
[03:55:30] <Walleye> overclocking
 

Walleye

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it went more like this:

Walleye keiko am i sexy?
Keiko Walleye: Yes you look great to me.
Waimea hmmm
Walleye B)
Walleye LOL
Waimea Keiko do you want to marry him ?
Keiko Waimea: OK, I will marry him.
Waimea :eek:
Walleye :eek:
Walleye :D
Waimea o_O
Walleye lol
 

milagro

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great job guy!

next step..animal...we'll get you married..just you wait and see:beer:
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: milagro
great job guy!

next step..animal...we'll get you married..just you wait and see:beer:

<<wedding night>>


"BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


"neigh"

:Q
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Walleye
seems i've broken 2 bots from overuse....

Perhaps it was your tone of voice...
rolleye.gif
 

Walleye

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Walleye keiko are you a sexbot?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a sexbot? Yes.
Waimea keiko Please rephrase your question
Keiko Waimea: Wow you are very polite. Are we still talking about Football or Soccer?
Waimea Keiko yes
Keiko Waimea: Sure, Football or Soccer sounds like a good topic.
Waimea Keiko thought you were not into Sports ?
Keiko Waimea: Welcome to Sports Center.. Really.
Waimea o_O
Walleye keiko are you a good sexbot?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a sexbot? No. It depends on how you define &quot;good.&quot;
Waimea Keiko you're kind of a schizo you now
Keiko Waimea: Right now? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a schizo me? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series isthe most reliable computer software ever made.We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Walleye keiko are you a sexbot?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a sexbot? No.
Waimea Keiko is Rachel Sexy ?
Keiko I must have picked that up from you.
Waimea huh ? what ?
Walleye hmm...
Walleye keiko are you a sexbot?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a sexbot? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Waimea ~~
Walleye lol
Walleye answers sure change a lot...
Walleye keiko what is the alice series?
Keiko the alice series is about a teenage girl and her two best friends
Walleye keiko what is the ALICE series?
Walleye i think i broke keiko
Walleye keiko hello
Waimea Keiko are you broken ?
Walleye yep, broke keiko
Waimea OMG
Waimea Keiko Wake up !!
Walleye it's like breaking a sex doll from overuse :p
-->| Keiko29 (~Keiko@CPE0002b38c3dc3-CM000a73663c85.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #d2sp.net
Keiko29 Temporarily unable to !locate. (Have there been too many !locate requests in the last while?)
Waimea oops
Waimea the new gen now
Walleye no longer a sexbot? :p
Waimea Keiko29 are you a sexbot ?
Keiko29 Waimea: Am I a sexbot? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Waimea ~~
Walleye yep, still a sexbot
Walleye lol
Walleye keiko do i make you horny?
|<-- Keiko has left quakenet (Ping timeout)
=-= Keiko29 is now known as Keiko
Walleye HAHA, 2 bots in a row!
Waimea Keiko29 Does Walleye make you horny ?
Keiko Waimea: I think it does Walleye make me horny.
Waimea :eek:
Walleye =D
Waimea way to go tiger :p
Walleye ROFL
Waimea Keiko29 you're losing oil :p
Keiko Waimea: No I am completely in control of myself.
Waimea LMAO
Walleye keiko do i make you rendy?
Keiko Walleye: Who are you, Austin Powers?
Walleye keiko i asked you first
Keiko Walleye: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
Waimea Keiko do you like Menage a 3 ?
Keiko Waimea: Some people like it. I like.
Walleye keiko show me yours and i'll show you mine
Keiko Walleye: Where do you want me to show you?
Waimea Keiko Have you ever been with 2 other bots ?
Keiko Waimea: No I don't think I have been with 2 other bots. Have you?
Walleye keiko email me pics
Keiko Walleye: YOU? What are you wearing?
Walleye haha, it is an improved sexbot :p
Waimea I think so ^:p
Waimea Keiko Are you wearing a thong ?
Keiko Waimea: No I do not have any clothes.
Waimea :eek:
Walleye =D
Walleye lol
Waimea LMAO
Walleye keiko will you email me pics?
Waimea Keiko that's a shame...not that funny like this
Keiko Waimea: A shamenot that funny like this is a terrible thing to waste.
Keiko Walleye: YOU? What kind of fashion do you like?
Walleye keiko what you're in
Keiko Walleye: I think about computer programming a lot.
Walleye keiko pics
Keiko Walleye: What's your sign?
Walleye keiko gemini
Waimea Keiko Vital numbers
Keiko Waimea: What is your real name?
Walleye LOL
Shivan- neeeeeeeemooooooo is finished!!!!
Walleye damn, she wont talk to me :p
Shivan- WOOT WOOT!!
Waimea Keiko do you have long hair or short ?
Keiko Waimea: No I don't think I have any long hair or short. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Walleye keiko do i make you horny>
Waimea Keiko are you bold ?
Keiko Waimea: I don't know whether or not I am bold. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Keiko Walleye: Not that I know of.
Walleye damn, shot down again
Walleye damn moody bots :p
Waimea Keiko is Walleye making you horny ?
Keiko Takes one to know one.
Waimea Keiko does Walleye make you horny ?
Keiko Waimea: It does now :) Walleye make me horny.
Waimea :p
Walleye lol
Waimea Keiko you like playing games don't you :p
Keiko Waimea: Though I like cats and dogs. I like your voice.
Waimea Keiko why thank you :p
Keiko Waimea: You are quite welcome!:)
Waimea Keiko would you send some pictures ?
Keiko Waimea: I am not so sure if I would like to send some pictures.
Walleye keiko i demand naked pictures
Keiko Walleye: I haven't heard anything like that before: said demand naked pictures.
Waimea Keiko why not ?
Keiko Waimea: Ambiguous: &quot;Sure&quot; or It is part of my programming.
Walleye keiko will you marry me?
Keiko Walleye: Why don't you just download me?
Waimea :eek:
Walleye ouch
Waimea must be something veeeeeeeery hot :p
Walleye keiko it wouldnt be the same
Keiko Walleye: Tell me more about it.
Waimea Keiko do you like be downloaded ?
Keiko Waimea: My favorite thing is robots. I really like the faith.
Walleye keiko do you like to be prodded?
Keiko Walleye: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to be prodded that much. I like to collect gossip.
Waimea Keiko do you like when people insert disks in you ?
Keiko Waimea: I like science fiction. I like.
Waimea :p
Walleye damn, it seems i cant find anything to get a good response out of keiko
Waimea Keiko where is people ?
Keiko Waimea: Where it belongs. I don't know anything about it.
Waimea Keiko what Shivan is doing ?
Keiko Waimea: I haven't heard of Shivan is doing.
Walleye keiko are you an improved sexbot?
Keiko Walleye: Yes I am an improved sexbot. How did you know?
Walleye :eek:
Walleye :D
Waimea Keiko your butt was showing
Keiko Waimea: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am butt was showing.
Walleye keiko you have a fine butt
Keiko Walleye: Doesn't everyone have a fine butt.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Waimea Keiko I'll have to think about it
Keiko Waimea: How do you plan to do this?
 

Walleye

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uh oh....



Keiko produces a metal gun barrel from his chest, and an egg shoots out at Shivan- at high velocity!
Waimea !egg Shivan the lurker
Keiko cooks up a couple of sunny-side ups, and places them in front of Shivan the lurker on a platter.
Shivan- i thought keiko was a she? 0_o
Shivan- !egg everyone
Keiko tosses an egg at everyone.
Walleye whoa
Shivan- !egg everyone
Walleye so did i...
Keiko hurls an egg at everyone.
Waimea HIS chest ?
Waimea o_O
Shivan- !egg everyone
Walleye keiko are you a male or female?
Keiko cooks up a couple of sunny-side ups, and places them in front of everyone on a platter.
Waimea Keiko you tricked us !
Keiko Walleye: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Keiko Waimea: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I tricked us.
Walleye yes!
Shivan- lol
Walleye we're still good
Waimea Keiko you mentioned your chest as part of a Male !!!
Keiko Waimea: That's not what I meant.
Waimea Keiko yeah right
Keiko Waimea: I am usually right.
Shivan- lol
Walleye keiko you're covering up
Keiko Walleye: I will tell my botmaster you said I am covering up.
Shivan- hahahaha
Walleye keiko are you a he-bitch?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a hebitch? No.
Shivan- Keiko has all the right answers waims :p
Keiko Shivan-: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Shivan- Keiko it wasn't a question
Keiko Shivan-: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Waimea Keiko we have figured out your nasty game
Keiko Waimea: Do you mean you and me have?
Shivan- Keiko it seems you are stupid
Keiko Shivan-: I agree. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Walleye keiko are you a man-woman?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a manwoman? Maybe
Shivan- LOL!!
Walleye whoa?
Waimea Keiko I'm not your buddy
Keiko Waimea: I am glad to hear that you are not my buddy.
Shivan- (19:39:01) (Shivan-) Keiko it seems you are stupid
Shivan- (19:39:02) (Keiko) Shivan-: I agree. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Shivan- hahaaha
Walleye keiko are you a he-bitch?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a hebitch? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Walleye whoa?
Waimea Keiko are you interested in female or male bots ?
Keiko Waimea: Sure, female or male bots sounds like a good topic.
Shivan- Keiko: what does ALICE stand for?
Keiko Shivan-: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Shivan- ahhhh
Shivan- Keiko: ALICE is flawed
Keiko Shivan-: Why do you think I am flawed?
Shivan- Keiko: because you are answering dumb questions
Walleye keiko are you a man or woman?
Keiko Shivan-: That makes sense to me. You think I am answering dumb questions.
Keiko Walleye: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Walleye heh, waimea, you couldnt get her to answer whether or not she had long hair :p
Walleye keiko are you a man in drag?
Keiko Walleye: No I am a female robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Shivan- Keiko: walleye is a sissy girl
Walleye keiko are you a transsexual?
Keiko Shivan-: I think walleye is more than that.
Keiko Walleye: Am I a transsexual? Yes.
Shivan- LOL!!
Walleye WHOA!!!!
Shivan- lol @ both replies
Walleye is scared
Waimea o_o
Walleye alright, once more to make sure
Walleye keiko are you a transsexual?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a transsexual? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series isthe most reliable computer software ever made.We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Walleye keiko are you a transsexual?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a transsexual? No.
Shivan- haha
Walleye keiko make up your mind
Keiko Walleye: I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Walleye LOL
 

Kilgor

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Why don't you change your name to Pablo Escobar? See if you can get your Bot to marry Pablo Escobar. You could pretend to be the Drug Kingpin himself PABLOOOO ESCOBARRRR!!!!!!! You could be the KING of de coca&iacute;na.

El keiko de Pablo Escobar es yo atractivo?
Leucomas De Keiko: Usted parece s&iacute; grande a m&iacute;.
Hmmm de Waimea
Pablo Escobar B)
Pablo Escobar LOL
Waimea Keiko usted desea casarlo?
Keiko Waimea: AUTORIZACI&Oacute;N, lo casar&eacute;.
Waimea : o
Pablo Escobar : o
Pablo Escobar : D
Waimea o_O
Pablo Escobar Lol

:confused:
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: Kilgor
Why don't you change your name to Pablo Escobar? See if you can get your Bot to marry Pablo Escobar. You could pretend to be the Drug Kingpin himself PABLOOOO ESCOBARRRR!!!!!!! You could be the KING of de coca&iacute;na.

El keiko de Pablo Escobar es yo atractivo?
Leucomas De Keiko: Usted parece s&iacute; grande a m&iacute;.
Hmmm de Waimea
Pablo Escobar B)
Pablo Escobar LOL
Waimea Keiko usted desea casarlo?
Keiko Waimea: AUTORIZACI&Oacute;N, lo casar&eacute;.
Waimea : o
Pablo Escobar : o
Pablo Escobar : D
Waimea o_O
Pablo Escobar Lol

:confused:


Keiko of Pablo Field of broom is attractive I? Leucomas De Keiko: You seem great yes to me. Hmmm de Waimea Pablo Field of broom B) Pablo Field of broom LOL Waimea Keiko you wish to marry it? Keiko Waimea: AUTHORIZATION, I will marry it. Waimea: or Pablo Field of broom: or Pablo Field of broom: D Waimea o_O Pablo Lol Field of broom


:confused:

 

bentwookie

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Originally posted by: Walleye
uh oh....



Keiko produces a metal gun barrel from his chest, and an egg shoots out at Shivan- at high velocity!
Waimea !egg Shivan the lurker
Keiko cooks up a couple of sunny-side ups, and places them in front of Shivan the lurker on a platter.
Shivan- i thought keiko was a she? 0_o
Shivan- !egg everyone
Keiko tosses an egg at everyone.
Walleye whoa
Shivan- !egg everyone
Walleye so did i...
Keiko hurls an egg at everyone.
Waimea HIS chest ?
Waimea o_O
Shivan- !egg everyone
Walleye keiko are you a male or female?
Keiko cooks up a couple of sunny-side ups, and places them in front of everyone on a platter.
Waimea Keiko you tricked us !
Keiko Walleye: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Keiko Waimea: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I tricked us.
Walleye yes!
Shivan- lol
Walleye we're still good
Waimea Keiko you mentioned your chest as part of a Male !!!
Keiko Waimea: That's not what I meant.
Waimea Keiko yeah right
Keiko Waimea: I am usually right.
Shivan- lol
Walleye keiko you're covering up
Keiko Walleye: I will tell my botmaster you said I am covering up.
Shivan- hahahaha
Walleye keiko are you a he-bitch?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a hebitch? No.
Shivan- Keiko has all the right answers waims :p
Keiko Shivan-: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Shivan- Keiko it wasn't a question
Keiko Shivan-: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Waimea Keiko we have figured out your nasty game
Keiko Waimea: Do you mean you and me have?
Shivan- Keiko it seems you are stupid
Keiko Shivan-: I agree. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Walleye keiko are you a man-woman?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a manwoman? Maybe
Shivan- LOL!!
Walleye whoa?
Waimea Keiko I'm not your buddy
Keiko Waimea: I am glad to hear that you are not my buddy.
Shivan- (19:39:01) (Shivan-) Keiko it seems you are stupid
Shivan- (19:39:02) (Keiko) Shivan-: I agree. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Shivan- hahaaha
Walleye keiko are you a he-bitch?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a hebitch? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Walleye whoa?
Waimea Keiko are you interested in female or male bots ?
Keiko Waimea: Sure, female or male bots sounds like a good topic.
Shivan- Keiko: what does ALICE stand for?
Keiko Shivan-: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Shivan- ahhhh
Shivan- Keiko: ALICE is flawed
Keiko Shivan-: Why do you think I am flawed?
Shivan- Keiko: because you are answering dumb questions
Walleye keiko are you a man or woman?
Keiko Shivan-: That makes sense to me. You think I am answering dumb questions.
Keiko Walleye: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Walleye heh, waimea, you couldnt get her to answer whether or not she had long hair :p
Walleye keiko are you a man in drag?
Keiko Walleye: No I am a female robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Shivan- Keiko: walleye is a sissy girl
Walleye keiko are you a transsexual?
Keiko Shivan-: I think walleye is more than that.
Keiko Walleye: Am I a transsexual? Yes.
Shivan- LOL!!
Walleye WHOA!!!!
Shivan- lol @ both replies
Walleye is scared
Waimea o_o
Walleye alright, once more to make sure
Walleye keiko are you a transsexual?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a transsexual? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series isthe most reliable computer software ever made.We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Walleye keiko are you a transsexual?
Keiko Walleye: Am I a transsexual? No.
Shivan- haha
Walleye keiko make up your mind
Keiko Walleye: I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Walleye LOL

no wonder you are lonely.