I give you TEN REASONS why Windows is the best OS

Fritzo

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(make drumroll noises while reading this to build suspense)

http://computingondemand.com/10-reasons-why-windows-is-the-best-os


Windows is the best OS because:

1. The Bugatti Veyron is the fastest, most powerful and most expensive sports car in the world. Windows is the most expensive PC operating system so it is the fastest too.

2. Windows commercials are the funniest. Comon, a Mac and a PC guy are friends and always competing... FUNNY, therefore Windows must be the funniest OS too!

3. Everyone knows that the more letters something has in its name the better it is. OS X - 3 letters, crappy. Linux - 5 letters, almost there. Windows 7 - 8 letters, AWESOME!

4. Windows is the most user friendly operating system. What would you rather kick if it isn't working, a window or a snow leopard; and which do you think would be more friendly if you kicked it? Seriously, no one wants to kick a penguin.

5. Windows Users are more likely to eat things like Tuna Fish, a Hero, or a Patty Melt; while Mac OS X users are more likely to eat Hummus, Banh Mi, or Shawarma. At least Windows Users are eating normal stuff. Mac Users; I don't even know what those things are!

6. Windows is what Linux and Mac users play games on; that is if they can't afford a PS3, an XBOX 360, or a Wii.

7. Windows is so great that Mac OS X has things like Boot camp & Parralells, so you can run Windows on a Mac with it!

8. Windows has a key on a keyboard named after it, the Windows Key. Linux doesn't have a key named after it. Macs have a special key, but it's ominously called the "command key."

9. Windows is better because it's not named after a hamburger. Albeit was a good hamburger, its been getting worse over the years; the price goes up and the quality goes down. (MAC OS X)

10. Windows is helping the overall economy recover from the recession. After all, it keeps a lot of specialists and repair technicians employed. Therefore, Windows cares more about our economy than Macs do.
 
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DesiPower

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Its made by the same company that makes Siverlite, which is used by netflix making it incomparable to any other product in the category. Netflix is so amazingly smoother to Hulu on older computers!
Silverlite = God
MS = Godmaker
Windows = Product of Godmakers
 

ElFenix

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you should have posted this in the nef thread where no one will see it after motf bane posts his stream of consciousness messages
 

zanejohnson

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range of hardware i can run it on, that's the one reason i use windows, and will continue to use as long as this is the case
 

geecee

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But Linux has kill. I'm guessing that OS X does too as a unix/linux-based OS. Windows has only lame-o End Process/End Task.

So using the theory that Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek because there is no stun setting... :p
 

bfdd

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everyone knows 4 letter names are the most powerful. this is why i go by nick and not nicholas.