I gag way too often. What is wrong with me?

[JBAR]

Something is wrong with my gag reflex. I wretch and sometimes wet heave after doing certain things. Namely, brushing my tongue in the morning, having the last few puffs of a cig, and holding a flashlight in my mouth when working on computer equipment or the home theater.

This started a few months ago and it is very uncomfortable. My wife calls me "Total Recall" because when brushing my teeth I sound like Arnold when he gets thrown onto the planet Mars and starts gagging for lack of air.

What can I do?

 

[Pokey007]

ha! Total Recall!

 

[KGB1]

"GET TO THE CHOPPA"

Wrong quote.... anyway... did you try and eat whole Kilbasa at once :Q?

 

[geno]

heh, this one has potential...

 

[nater]

Originally posted by: geno
heh, this one has potential...

let's not go there

 

[SoylentGreen]

You're taking too much shaft.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: nater

Originally posted by: geno
heh, this one has potential...

let's not go there

Too late.

 

[JBAR]

Update: I just threw up my cup of coffee that I drank. It seems that just thinking or talking about gagging makes me heave. Maybe I don't get enough sleep.

 

[brigden]

Find a dude with a smaller johnson.

 

[Pepsei]

LOL, you guys are killing me.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: brigden
Find a dude with a smaller johnson.

I think you just volunteered.

 

[JBAR]

I threw up two cups of coffee this morning. I think cigs too early in the morning do me in.

 

[crumpet19]

Good. Thats how i like it.

 

[Slickone]

Have you tried...going to the doctor?

 

[ineedacomputer]

Go to a Gastroenterologist maybe you need to get your stomach dilated.

 

[apac]

You're not bulemic enough for today's society, start catching up!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Slickone
Have you tried...going to the doctor?

Why would he do that when he has the combined knowledge of the ATOT community?

 

[Wag]

Yep. We're all doctors here.

Doctors of Quackology UNITE!

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Slickone
Have you tried...going to the doctor?

Why would he do that when he has the combined knowledge of the ATOT community?

Because he'd like to live?

 

[OIKOS]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
LOL, you guys are killing me.

 

[SSP]

Just keep choking on a stick, youre bound to get used to it.

 

[stormbv]

There are billion dollar industries devoted to this very subject.

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: brigden
Find a dude with a smaller johnson.

I think you just volunteered.

LOL owned! LOL!!!!

hahaha, gag reflex...

 

[GasX]

like I told my girlfriend, practice, practice, practice...

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
like I told my girlfriend, practice, practice, practice...

Odd, I was giving her the same advice.