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I FREAKING HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!!

Ciber

Ciber

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My mom has this goddamned kitten that i just want to toss out the damn window. The damn thing is bent on making my life a living hell.

Here's an example.

I'm on the computer at like 3 am and leave my room to get a drink, on my way back to my room this stupid cat has the little habit of jumping out of nowhere at full speed and attacking my legs, scaring the crap out of me and making me spill my damn drink. I then have to spend 5 mins cleaning the damn floor and getting another drink.

If it wasnt for my mom i would throw the damn sob out the damn window(think he would survive 4 stories?). My sister hates the damn thing also.
 
Cats are four-footed allergens.

I'd make a comment about burlap sacks and rivers, but the PETA crowd here would rip me a new cyber-hole.
 
you're just insecure because you know the cat is cooler than you, and in a pinch could probably kick your ass. It's ok little Timmy, you'll get big and strong like daddy someday.
 
Originally posted by: SammyBoy
you're just insecure because you know the cat is cooler than you, and in a pinch could probably kick your ass. It's ok little Timmy, you'll get big and strong like daddy someday.
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The damn thing is like 6 inches tall. 😛

I could step on it and kill it.
 
Originally posted by: conjur
heh heh...I love that about cats. They're cool.
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Cool? I feel like going to have a damn heart attack everything that damned cat does that.

 
🙂

Friend of mine's cat will play hide-n-seek. He'll catch the cat's attention and then duck behind a doorway. The cat will come flying through and turn and jump at him behind the door.
 
If the stupid thing eats your pizza, trust me... you will have a good reason to... umm... dispose of it. If there is one thing worse than stupid cats. It's stupid spoiled cats.
 
Originally posted by: aircooled
I like cats/kittens.

I would stop computing for a while and play with the cat.
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Did you miss the whote hatred/killing part? I want to throw it out the window, not interrupt my neffing time and play with the damn vermin...
 
uh, a kitten attacking your leg made you spill your drink? Are you 9" tall and weight 6 pounds? A kitten attacking your leg causes about as much impediment to movement as, say, tripping over a sock.
 
Originally posted by: Tyler
uh, a kitten attacking your leg made you spill your drink? Are you 9" tall and weight 6 pounds? A kitten attacking your leg causes about as much impediment to movement as, say, tripping over a sock.
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He startles me..... 😛.

The attack itself is harmless. He just catches me by surprise, I mean who's thinking that a damn cat is going to jump out of nowhere and attack there leg at 3 am?
 
Originally posted by: Tyler
Originally posted by: Ciber
I mean who's thinking that a damn cat is going to jump out of nowhere and attack there leg at 3 am?
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Um, every single person that's ever had a cat before.
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Never had a cat before. This guy is just a kitten, hasnt been here long.
 
Originally posted by: aircooled
You know that deep down, you love the little cat... 🙂
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I gotta admit, he's pretty funny sometimes.... But the other day he was messing around with the main power tap in my room and shut off EVERYTHING in my room... That's something you just dont do 😛.
 
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