A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this
point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this
point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and
her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
