Think making a profitable movie is hard? So did I until I started producing Adam Sandler films! Here is my 7 step system for $$$$$$$$$444444444444444
1) Hire Adam Sandler ($20 Million)
2) Rehash script from Billy Madison ($.5 Million) [See Attached Notes]
3) Hire some hot, yet cute, co-star ($1 Million)
4) Produce the rest of the film ($5 Million)
5) Advertise the film on MTV non-stop ($30 Million)
6) Earn $100 Million at the box office
7) Put on your yamaka, you're officially in showbiz.
Check out my films sometime! I swear they aren't ALL the same.
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-Amp
1) Hire Adam Sandler ($20 Million)
2) Rehash script from Billy Madison ($.5 Million) [See Attached Notes]
3) Hire some hot, yet cute, co-star ($1 Million)
4) Produce the rest of the film ($5 Million)
5) Advertise the film on MTV non-stop ($30 Million)
6) Earn $100 Million at the box office
7) Put on your yamaka, you're officially in showbiz.
Check out my films sometime! I swear they aren't ALL the same.
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3
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5
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-Amp
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