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I found something stupider than Youtube comments

GodlessAstronomer

GodlessAstronomer

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icanhazcheezburger.com comments. Jesus Christ. Here's one that I chose at random, but really they're all pretty much the same. My mind starts to scramble if I try reading more than a couple at a time.
 
oh my god you're right. It's like a nation full of toddlers decided to all post in the same thread.
 
I keep a list of YouTube moon conspiracy comments to use as standard responses to PMs that I get on forums. A few choice quotes:

You're not even worth the? civility of a reply.
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You're lucky you're so dumb you have no idea just how dumb you really are.
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How the fuck would you know, you are a dyslexic little chav with a mow-ter. You need another ASBO mate. Why don't you fuck off and stop whining like a good little retard
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Seriously, even allowing for the fact? you are an American , you are clearly a piece of uneducated trailer trash. You have never met a physics professor in your life. Give me a name and I'll email him.
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Typical geek arrogance talking out of a hole in its completely unqualified arse.
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What's the albedo of your soul - zero.
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Them yamkee boz is cowardz theyz too fucking chicken to go to the moon. Buzz is a tuff dude when fighting gay boyz like sibrel. Who won the vietnam war - was it the neanderthals with their massive technology and chemical weapons, no it was the unarmed Vietnamese peasants. Who's winning in Iraq ?
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You just got anuvver ASBO mate, ah heck off back to the estate wiv yoor mowter.
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I'm not racist or ennyffing but I aiint gonna splain myself to a paddy mate.
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your disslexik agen dayv, yoo kan goa bak tu primmarry skool? fur thatt.
 
They're just irritating to read. I accept the misspelled captions since cats can't spell well, but taking that stuff to the comments is going too far.
 
Originally posted by: lxskllr
They're just irritating to read. I accept the misspelled captions since cats can't spell well, but taking that stuff to the comments is going too far.
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I wasn't aware they could spell at all.
 
No, youtube comments are still worse. That site encourages silliness and people post that stuff not because they can't spell but because they're purposefully trying to be silly. What is youtube's excuse?
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
icanhazcheezburger.com comments. Jesus Christ. Here's one that I chose at random, but really they're all pretty much the same. My mind starts to scramble if I try reading more than a couple at a time.
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Youtube is still worse. On icanhascheezburger they are just using mindless lol-speak.

 
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