I found my mama and my girlfriend in bed together what should I do?

[imported_motodude]

If Hot Deals is for cheap asshole bastards; is OT for lonesome losers w\5000+ posts masturbating into the wee hours of the morning keyboards sticky the smell of spluge pungent in their parents dank dark basement?:thumbsup:

 

[Kipper]

Wow, what baseball bat hit you on the head?

 

[Kalvin00]

 

[Wallydraigle]

Pics of mama and girlfriend in bed together?

 

[tec699]

lol

 

[chrisms]

Yes, except for the part about the deep dark basement. Although that would have been true a few months ago.

 

[feralkid]

Great post.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

 

[Analog]

If Hot Deals is for cheap asshole bastards; is OT for lonesome losers w\5000+ posts masturbating into the wee hours of the morning keyboards sticky the smell of spluge pungent in their parents dank dark basement?

huh?

 

[HappyPuppy]

I live in the attic. There is a much better airflow up here and I am above everyone.

 

[mztykal]

Hey man! I've been here for 5 years and still ain't "lifer" I deserve a little more respect. LOL!

 

[walla]

I'll have you know my parents basement is far from dank! :|

 

[Wallydraigle]

STFU n00b!

Wait, nekked pics, lol?

 

[Deadtrees]

Threesome.
To be polite, you might as well invite daddy, too.
Then sing, "we're a happy family" while doing it all together.

 

[tec699]

lol, nerds

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: motodude
If Hot Deals is for cheap asshole bastards; is OT for lonesome losers w\5000+ posts masturbating into the wee hours of the morning keyboards sticky the smell of spluge pungent in their parents dank dark basement?:thumbsup:

WTF is wrong with masturbating?

 

[aircooled]

I guess you want me to put my pants back on....

 

[Ozoned]

So I guess your mama and sister are pretty close, huh?

 

[Zugzwang152]

:camera:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

My balls itch

 

[tec699]

my nutz itch as well.

sticky too

 

[Wallydraigle]

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

 

[So]

throw mama off the train!

 

[ghostman]

Originally posted by: motodude
If Hot Deals is for cheap asshole bastards; is OT for lonesome losers w\5000+ posts masturbating into the wee hours of the morning keyboards sticky the smell of spluge pungent in their parents dank dark basement?:thumbsup:

Don't be ridiculous. I don't have 5000 posts.