I found gold!

[NanoStuff]

No, not really, this is so much better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-pWKRyyG8

 

[Ricemarine]

NSFW...

Sadly, I lol'ed

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
NSFW...

Sadly, I lol'ed

you're going to hell!







<I lOL'ed too>

 

[Dacalo]

I loled... I think I may soon see the :evil:

EDIT: May be offensive to some Christians

 

[DangerAardvark]

Ahh yeah, God was a badass back in the day. If you even looked at him the wrong way, he was all like "I'm in ur base killin' ur firstbornz!"

 

[irishScott]

:laugh:

 

[DrPizza]

I love it!! Next time some Jahovah Witnesses come to the door, I'll ask them if the song is sinful or not.

"This is my favorite hymm. Can we sing it in your church if I join?"

 

[Xylitol]

AHAHAHAHA

 

[BrownTown]

"you know it was her own damn fault - when god turned that bitch to salt"

 

[bGIveNs33]

LOL!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Cant believe no one's said it yet.

It's GOLD Jerry! GOLD!

 

[NanoStuff]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I love it!! Next time some Jahovah Witnesses come to the door, I'll ask them if the song is sinful or not.

Play it discretely but sufficiently loud in the background while you're talking to them. Make it seem inconspicuous, like you listen to it all the time.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: BrownTown
"you know it was her own damn fault - when god turned that bitch to salt"

Easily the best verse.

:music: "Lot had a wife he thought was hot..." :music:

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I love it!! Next time some Jahovah Witnesses come to the door, I'll ask them if the song is sinful or not.

"This is my favorite hymm. Can we sing it in your church if I join?"

I wouldn't. Last time a couple of those guys came to my door, they woke me up on a weekend. So I just sorta nodded and took their pamphlet, then when I closed the door, I yelled at the top of my lungs: "damn you, Jehovah!" I went outside later to find that the damn Jehovah Witnesses stomped on the front row of plants in my garden.

So if you value your shrubbery, be nice to them.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I love it!! Next time some Jahovah Witnesses come to the door, I'll ask them if the song is sinful or not.

"This is my favorite hymm. Can we sing it in your church if I join?"

I wouldn't. Last time a couple of those guys came to my door, they woke me up on a weekend. So I just sorta nodded and took their pamphlet, then when I closed the door, I yelled at the top of my lungs: "damn you, Jehovah!" I went outside later to find that the damn Jehovah Witnesses stomped on the front row of plants in my garden.

So if you value your shrubbery, be nice to them.

Such an interesting philosophical question...

Were they just a couple of religious thugs or were they an instrument of God sent to fuck you up? (Well... your shrubs anyway)

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I will Paypal $5 to anyone that can find/figure out the chords for that song.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I love it!! Next time some Jahovah Witnesses come to the door, I'll ask them if the song is sinful or not.

"This is my favorite hymm. Can we sing it in your church if I join?"

I wouldn't. Last time a couple of those guys came to my door, they woke me up on a weekend. So I just sorta nodded and took their pamphlet, then when I closed the door, I yelled at the top of my lungs: "damn you, Jehovah!" I went outside later to find that the damn Jehovah Witnesses stomped on the front row of plants in my garden.

So if you value your shrubbery, be nice to them.

Such an interesting philosophical question...

Were they just a couple of religious thugs or were they an instrument of God sent to fuck you up? (Well... your shrubs anyway)

*stomp stomp stomp*

"THERE! That'll show him that God and his minions are all agents of peace and LOVE!"

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I love it!! Next time some Jahovah Witnesses come to the door, I'll ask them if the song is sinful or not.

"This is my favorite hymm. Can we sing it in your church if I join?"

I wouldn't. Last time a couple of those guys came to my door, they woke me up on a weekend. So I just sorta nodded and took their pamphlet, then when I closed the door, I yelled at the top of my lungs: "damn you, Jehovah!" I went outside later to find that the damn Jehovah Witnesses stomped on the front row of plants in my garden.

So if you value your shrubbery, be nice to them.

1. Join their church
2. Piss in their coffee
3. ...
4. Profit!

 

[alien42]

brilliant

 

[RESmonkey]

lol religion

 

[Mucho]

AWESOME.

 

[Squisher]

I thought this thread was going to be about NanoStuff picking his nose.

 

[Papagayo]

MFL

 

[adairusmc]

lol

 

[skyking]

the guys home page.